Eau De Toilet
By Wyatt Earp | November 5, 2011
Please God, make it stop.
Her Jersey Shore housemate said she smelled of ‘hot sweat and regret’ after a night of partying in Italy this season. So it may come as a surprise that reality TV star Snooki has decided to launch her own perfume.
The 23-year-old has unveiled her new scent, Snooki by Snooki Polizzi.
‘I love my scent because it’s me. It’s very bubbly, it reminds me of cotton candy and a lot of candy and it’s very flirty because obviously I love to flirt like that,’ she said.
Really? I would have bet my house that it smelled like bleach.
Topics: People I Hate | 13 Comments »
November 5th, 2011 at 9:57 am
I would have bet it smelled like Bumble Bee tuna. Go figure.
November 5th, 2011 at 11:08 am
Snooki can almost make Kim Kardash-hole look classy. Almost.
November 5th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Howdy Wyatt – I truly hate to be critical, but if some folks would stop writing and talking about her (and about the Kardeshians [and no I don't care if I spelled that correctly] maybe they’ll just go silently into that good night. Or morning or afternoon, but GO.
November 5th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
I believe it smells more like a cross between tuna fish and burnt pizza.
November 5th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Hard Genoa Salami????????????
November 5th, 2011 at 2:24 pm
Jon – Well played.
John D. – I wonder which one has more genital warts?
Real – Understood, but I think we’re stuck with these bints for the foreseeable future.
Doc – And anchovies.
LDIV – Is that a euphemism?
November 5th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Reeking of sweat, puke, sharts, lite beer, and shame. Sounds like one of my Saturday nites in college.
I wouldn’t nail Snooki with Wyatt’s D, Randall filming, Proof bringing me water, Loaded Dice cheering us on, and Uncle Ray controlling the donkey for Snooki’s next act.
November 5th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
LDIV – Is that a euphemism?
Could be Wyatt, although I was go for the odor.
I’m glad I’m not of Italian descent.
November 5th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
It smells like New Jersey.
November 5th, 2011 at 5:19 pm
“it reminds me of cotton candy and a lot of candy”
Now what kind of man thinks the smell of candy is sexy? Oh yeah, that kind.
November 5th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
It smells like New Jersey.
Secaucus.
November 6th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Dr. Evil – I think she passed donkeys and is now on to Clydesdales.
LDIV – Eh, I’m not sure this toad is Italian.
Veeshir – That bad?
Fozzy – Fat guys like me?
JT – In the summer.
November 6th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
I think Veeshir just insulted NJ, if that’s possible.