Please, Hit Her One More Time
By Wyatt Earp | October 29, 2011
Of the many constants in life, this one is the most enduring: no matter what else changes, Britney Spears will always be a train wreck.
With a new (far from sold out) tour, which arrived in the UK this week, the singer, who had a very public breakdown three years ago, is keen to spread the message that she is back.
But all is still not well. When her life spiraled out of control in 2008 — drug and alcohol problems, bizarre affairs with photographers, and social services investigating claims she neglected her two young sons — Britney’s father, Jamie Spears, was awarded ‘conservatorship’ of her.
The conservatorship was meant to be temporary, but her parents got a judge to agree to extend it indefinitely. And this year they made the case that the star — who has several lawsuits pending — is ‘mentally incapable’ of testifying.
Mentally incapable and batsh*t insane? Where do I sign up? Britney, call me!
Topics: Babes | 6 Comments »
October 29th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Broccoli Spears. A potted plant with boobies.
October 30th, 2011 at 9:14 am
Bob – Luckily for me, I’m a boobie man.
October 30th, 2011 at 9:37 am
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October 30th, 2011 at 9:59 am
She is so over…
Mommy and daddy are just protecting their meal ticket!
She is a scank of the highest order.
October 30th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Danny – I’d still hit it, but I wouldn’t like it.
October 31st, 2011 at 8:21 am
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