Ugly Is The New Black
By Wyatt Earp | September 23, 2011
Every supermodel on Earth now claims that she was (or is) “ugly.”
She’s the stunning Dutch supermodel who has fronted campaigns for giants including Calvin Klein and Givenchy. But Lara Stone has revealed she finds it difficult to cope with the pressure of being a model when she is constantly attacked by fans on the internet labeling her ugly.
Lara made the admission as she posed for a sexy new shoot for GQ magazine, going nude with just a fur coat maintaining her modesty. But in the accompanying interview, Lara, who was named Woman of the Year by GQ magazine, admitted she often struggles with negative comments about her appearance. She said: ‘It hurts when you’re having a tough day and someone says, “She’s so f*****g ugly I wouldn’t let my dog near her.”‘
And that never happened to her.
Even if it did, that’s the entirely wrong approach. You want to let your dog near a chick that ugly because the dog will either hump her leg, or pee on her. It’s win-win.
Topics: Babes | 14 Comments »
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 am
Damn is she ugly. You’ll have to post more pictures of her however to see if they can get any uglier.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:00 am
If she needs a place to hide out, I’ll send the wife to visit her best friend in Chicago. Oh d*mn she’s watching me type this. Ow………….
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:20 am
Jon – To quote Rafterman from Full Metal Jacket: “We’ll have to give you the Congressional Medal . . . of Ugly!”
LDIV – Yeah, enjoy the bruises!
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:44 am
Just remember folks. No matter how beautiful, or in this case ugly?!!? she is… someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her crap.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Ugly huh? I’m not sure if this is some kind of cheap sympathy ploy or if she just needs a thicker skin. Although in fairness what I saw of her skin looked just fine. Maybe I’ll need to see more of her skin to tell.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Maybe as ESL she is misunderstanding the phrase “bumping uglies”?
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 pm
And you’ve got to admit that her arms are pretty hairy in that photo.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Danny – Wyatt Wisdom Nugget #1.
Indiana Ed – Maybe low self-esteem? Not sure, but she is not at all ugly. At least in my eyes.
Andy – Maybe she’s European? Heh.
September 23rd, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Sharp elbows.
September 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Anyone have a blind dog?
September 23rd, 2011 at 3:46 pm
BobG – I’m more of a knee guy, myself.
Gunnutmegger – My blind dog has a guide dog.
September 23rd, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Beauty may be only skin deep….
but ugly is to the bone.
September 25th, 2011 at 10:18 am
“You want to let your dog near a chick that ugly because the dog will either hump her leg, or pee on her.”
My dog would sniff her crotch
September 25th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
I would sniff her crotch