The SYLG Modeling Agency
By Wyatt Earp | September 15, 2011
So, I received this e-mail yesterday . . .
Hi,
A friend of mine mentioned she modeled for your company today and I was wondering if you were accepting new girls and if you could possibly send me some info. It would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for your time.
Jenna (Redacted)
Yeah, I hit the lottery, right? I could tell her that I am indeed accepting new girls and I would require lots and lots of photo samples. She can model SYLG t-shirts!
Okay, not so much. I did a search of the name, and found an actual – and very attractive – girl who lives many states to the left of here. (Pretty sure it’s the same girl since the the surname is not a common one, but I’m not 100%.) Not that it would matter, anyway, because she’s only 18. In my younger days, I would have jumped at the chance, but now that I have a daughter of my own . . . Lousy conscience!
And no, that’s not her above, but this story did give me a reason to post the fantastic pic Smite sent me.
Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »
September 15th, 2011 at 10:16 am
Once the kids come, the perspective on so many things changes! Particularly when the children are girls because all dads know “boys will be boys” and they are going to do their best to protect their pretty, pretty princesses!
September 15th, 2011 at 11:21 am
Silly little girls
And the SYLG tee’s are a great idea – I’ll model for you so you can retain your moral values
September 15th, 2011 at 11:58 am
Hell, I’ll model for you and your moral values will be set in frakkin’ cement…
September 15th, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Wyatt that wasn’t Jenna… Jameson was it perchance?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Metoo – And I have to protect her from guys like me.
Scarlett – D-U-N, done! No one would buy them, but you can model a shirt for me anyway.
Richard – And I would have to use said cement to secure my eyes shut.
Jon – No, it was not. If it was, she’d be modeling for me already.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
As Rodney Dangerfield said in Back to School “Well, call me when you have no class”
September 15th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Damn you, Wyatt! You get all the good emails. All I get is the emails from the dude in Nigeria who wants to send me my share of $70 Million. And he’d better hurry up and send me the cash. My bank account was drained right after I sent him my account number. Must’ve been a bank error. Damn bank.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Roger – Or as he said to the little girl in Easy Money. “Call me when you’re this many (holding up 20 fingers.).”
John D – Hey, it’s not my fault. Blame my God-given charisma! And – if the FB link is the same girl – she was really cute. Some agency would definitely take a look at her.
September 16th, 2011 at 10:13 am
I’ll volunteer to do the physicals for your pre-employment interview.
September 17th, 2011 at 12:59 am
How about her modeling SYLG panties?