By Wyatt Earp | August 13, 2011
And by “chalupa,” I mean her pants.
Meet 24-year old Jason Dean of Georgia. This may shock you, but this handsome son of a bitch has trouble finding women.
But fear not, Jason is an enterprising self-starter who likes to take the initiative when it comes to dating. Unfortunately, he also likes to take hostages. Tired of being rejected by a pretty Taco Bell employee, Jason broke out the shackles.
He then apparently choked on the sweet, delicious irony.
A Georgia man who has been pestering a female coworker at Taco Bell for a date handcuffed himself to the woman in a bizarre incident that landed him in shackles and facing a felony false imprisonment rap. Lovestruck weirdo Jason Dean, 24, allegedly handcuffed the 18-year-old woman Monday night in the parking lot of the fast food joint in Ringgold, according to a police report. The teenager was freed after other Taco Bell workers convinced Dean to release her.
The victim had repeatedly rebuffed Dean’s advances over the past month and even had her work shift changed to avoid her creepy would-be suitor.
Hmm, that gives me an idea. Hey Sally Anne, can you send me your home address?