Study: Men, Not Women, Prefer Cuddling
By Wyatt Earp | July 15, 2011
Come one guys, what the hell is wrong with you people?
Contrary to conventional wisdom, cuddling and caressing are more important to men than women in a long-term relationship, according to a new international study.
Researchers, who studied responses from adults in the United States, Brazil, Germany, Japan and Spain, also discovered that men were more likely to be happy in their relationship and that frequent kissing or cuddling was an accurate predictor of happiness for men.
See? Here’s the problem with this: the missus – and all of your wives and girlfriends – are gonna see this story and use it as a springboard to a Saturday night cuddle-fest. And that can’t happen, because Saturday night is Dungeons & Dragons gator wrestling night.
Topics: Snarkasm | 9 Comments »
July 15th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Rest easy, Wyatt. I don’t think you have anything to worry about….as far as you having to cuddle that is.
July 15th, 2011 at 7:49 pm
GroovyVic – Good point. I mean, who would want to get that close to me?
July 15th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
No comment.
July 15th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Who pays for this type of research and why?
July 15th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
What if your wife is the dungeon master?
July 15th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
If his wife is the dungeon
mastermistress then he needs to make sure he remembers the safe word.July 15th, 2011 at 10:06 pm
GroovyVic – I win!
LDIV – The taxpayers, of course!
Gunnutmegger – Then I do as she says.
Kim – It’s usually “banana.” Heh.
July 15th, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Are you sure it’s not a link to the “pets are good for your sanity etc.” story?
July 16th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
I love it when my wife cuddles against me. I also like it when she is in the kitchen cuddling with a roast, or down in the laundry room cuddling some dirty clothes, or cuddling that cute little vacuum cleaner. Oh, sorry, that’s someone else’s wife, I didn’t get one of those! (Day dreaming is good for me also!)