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Dumbasses Lock Themselves In Police Van

By Wyatt Earp | July 19, 2011

White, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Two wasted South Jersey guys who broke into a Radnor constable’s van to take photos of themselves pretending to get arrested really did get arrested when they accidentally locked themselves inside and smoked cigarettes and spat saliva to pass the time, police said.

When an inebriated friend arrived to rescue them, he, too, was confounded by the vehicle’s lock system and called 9-1-1 for help, ensuring that the men would not only get out of the locked vehicle, but also that they’d get locked right back up.

Radnor police said that Ryan Letchford, 21, and Jeffrey Olsen, 22, both of Marlton, N.J., were attending a party at a condominium in Radnor Friday night into early Saturday morning when they wandered down to the parking lot and entered [Constable] Connor’s van. (H/TSmite)

They’re from New Jersey? Color me shocked.

Topics: The Job | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Dumbasses Lock Themselves In Police Van”

  1. Otis P. Driftwood Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Looking on the bright side – they DID save the taxpayers a couple of dollars. No one had to be dispatched.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    LOL- booze and youth = STOOPID…

  3. John D Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    You think getting arrested will cost them their membership in Mensa?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Otis – Good point!

    Old NFO – Very Stoopid.

    John D – Nah, I think they give their members one free pass.

  5. RogerDee Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 6:17 am

    Jersey boyz…nuff said

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 9:43 am

    For their next trick they plan on breaking into their local prison.

    On a side note two meth-heads, both named Brian, were doing so much meth at their home lab that they got paranoid and thought that someone was breaking in, so they called 911. Hilarity ensued when the police arrived.
    For their next trick, the remake of The Life Of Brian:
    “Follow the gourd! No! Follow the meth!”

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Roger – Yeah, par for the course.

    Jon – Meth: Nature’s comedy-producing drug.

  8. ed Says:
    July 21st, 2011 at 1:55 am

    Wyatt: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    Dude, no need to attack my chosen lifestyle…

    DON’T JUDGE ME!!!11!!!