Real Housewife Gets Patriotic
By Wyatt Earp | July 4, 2011
Full disclosure: I don’t watch reality shows. I certainly don’t watch these stupid “Real Housewives of . . .” shows. They seem about as entertaining as a colonoscopy.
And the “real housewives?” Yeah, they are a bunch of rich, spoiled yentas who probably spend their days whining about idiotic, unimportant matters. You know, like shoes and the wine list at their local restaurant.
That being said, at least one of them – Gretchen Rossi – is pretty hot, especially when she is modeling her star-spangled bikini. I’d certainly salute that. Well, parts of me would.
(Click the photo to embiggen.)
Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi donned an Independence Day bikini that is sure to have men reaching for their sparklers. The stunning 33-year-old’s skimpy outfit and matching shoes made sure the fireworks started early this year.
She wore the patriotic swimming garb when she hosted the holiday weekend pool party at the Bare Pool Lounge in the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Let’s see the Japanese make a better one of those.
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July 4th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
John Philip Sousa would be proud.
July 4th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Or ‘something’ would be standing proud… LOL
July 4th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
John D. – I’m sure he’d like to conduct that symphony.
Old NFO – You got that right!
July 4th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Ugh…not her. Her boobs are real, but that’s about it.
July 4th, 2011 at 1:24 pm
How could you think orange skin looks attractive? I suppose when you stand next to other orange people you look normal. * shrugs * I can’t believe she pays money to have somebody do that to her hair.
July 4th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Clicked the photo. Didn’t get embiggened. Either she ain’t all that or old age is catching up.
July 4th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Mrs. C – I’ve heard that all those OC women have bleached out, dried blonde hair. And the Botox! I mean, they’re on the show having it injected!
Seriously, Wyatt, watch the show just once. Gretchen is a gold digger, I don’t care what she says, and a fame whore to boot.
July 4th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
To their credit, the Japanese did come up with one of these. Not the stuff of Norman Rockwell (or even Gil Elvgren) paintings, but she would not recieve the boot from my boudoir for eating tempura
July 4th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
I’ll take one with nothing on it!! The blond bimbo or the chesty Japanese girl! Maybe I could put a little mustard and relish on one!!
July 4th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Fetchin’ Gretchen!
July 4th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
GroovyVic – That’s all I need!
Mrs. Crankipants – The Farrah look is coming back. You watch.
Richard – I meant the photo would get larger, not your . . . never mind.
GroovyVic – Lucky for me I have no gold.
Fenway – Holy schniekies!
Danny – As long as you don’t put on any “whipped cream.”
Proof – It’s definitely catchin’.
July 4th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Oh say can you see.
July 5th, 2011 at 10:18 am
Wyatt:
Mrs. Bobby G watches those shows…
(my neck is sore and I often become dizzy from all the head-shaking I do when I pass the TV…LOL)
Gimme the POLICE WOMEN OF…shows…ANY day (esp. the new one – Police POV)
Or the History Channel…or a Star Wars marathon…or a Firefly marathon.
Still, definitely something “at attnetion” I’ll wager when she walks by in THAT get-up.
Stay safe out there.