Horny Couple Fouls Indiana Pool
By Wyatt Earp | July 21, 2011
In fairness, the pool already smelled like bleach.
An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.
Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager. Cops initially issued no trespass orders to Myron Helms, 33, and Victoria Cross, 40, but prosecutors yesterday decided to charge the pair with the misdemeanor indecency count.
Thirty minutes? Wow. I don’t think I can do anything for 30 minutes.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
July 21st, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Thirty minutes? I’m jealous!!!
July 21st, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Just tell them you were having a Jason Alexander moment, Wyatt…
July 21st, 2011 at 8:38 pm
I wonder if they are related in any way to the couple on the beach at Treasure Island, FL. a few weeks back. Or maybe just inspired by them.
July 21st, 2011 at 10:38 pm
GroovyVic – I’m lucky if I can give 30 seconds.
Richard – “I WAS IN A POOL! I WAS IN A POOL!”
Otis – Probably a sexy homage.
July 22nd, 2011 at 9:21 am
Gives buoyancy a whole new meaning…..
July 22nd, 2011 at 9:56 am
MeToo – Your partner may be used as a flotation device.
July 22nd, 2011 at 10:54 am
Watch it, Wyatt… soon the FTC will demand labels tattooed on every woman indicating that she is not necessarily safe as a personal flotation device.
July 22nd, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Sounds like nobody bothered to complain until they were finished.
July 23rd, 2011 at 9:23 am
Wyatt:
Leave it to those wacky Hoosiers.
I really enjoy watching their antics, but this one takes the cake.
(Wonder how many times such a thing occurred at the old Boulevard Pools?)
That’s why I ALWAYS say I’m from PHILLY…I just happen to LIVE in Indiana…LOL.
Roll safe.