Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 25, 2011

Now Watch This Kick Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)
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Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama kicks a soccer ball during his visit to a favela in Rio de Janeiro.
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Making a more socialist America – GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
Donations for little Pedro should be sent to the Rio Childrens Hospital, head injury unit. We wish you a speedy recovery little guy.
WOW, I’ve got the balls!
I got nothing.
I just think it’s hilarious that in some Rio slum the people are more interested in some kid messing around than they are in the President of the United States.
Talk about ensmallening the office.
Obama realizes his lifes dream of participating in the Special Olympics.
The President kicks in his “Present” vote in NATO meetings about what to do with Libya while the local children cringe at his leadership “skills.”
What’s the matter with ya kid? Rahm and I used to do this with the nuclear football all of the time.
Do not taunt Happy Fun President.
“Oi Gehvalt! He darker than us!” -Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles
The President later stated “I uh just um needed a different uh, (pauses for reflective pose) a um better way to reach the people of, uh…(pause) (mutters to self). WHERE THE HELL IS MY TELEPROMPTER!!!! Uh, Hope and Change everyone Hope and Change!”
After Michelle called him a wuss for how he threw out the first pitch the President tried his luck at a new sport. Once again, Michelle could be seen snickering in the background.
Quick!!!
Kick that deficeit down the road while the next generation isn’t looking!
Kyle has nothing to fear from this guy in a shootout.
Okay kids, this ball represents an American Conservative and what are conservatives in American again?
“LOCO MUCHO LOCO !!!!”
“In America here is what I do with their heads kids.”
“Are we good?”
“I had my Tiger’s blood this morning and I’m ready to kick some serious playground ass.”
“Seeing what had happened to his little friend only moments ago,
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young Juan attempts to escape the same fate”.
Let me show a dance, I did in Harvard. It is called the Hokie Pokie put your right foot out and shake it all about
For the first time in his presidency, Obama bends over backwards to get something done.
Going to kick your ass down the road
“I got your ‘Hey Kobe! I’m open‘ right here kid.”
“There’s no goal? This is just like Libya.”
Obama channeling Robert Crumb.
Kid: “Run away! Run away! The big bully’s back.”
The ruse had been working perfectly- the kids in the favela thought they were being visited by the President of the United States until Luiz’s errant soccer ball knocked down the cardboard President Obama cutout…..
“If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge accusations that you’re an America hating Commie Mooslim racist no birth certificate havin’ nitwit that handled the BP oil spill waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than Bush handled Katrina but got a pass from the lefty MSM whose actions and inactions during his term as POTUS have made Jimmy Carter look like Teddy Rooseveldt.”
“My Spanish isn’t too good, but when we were outside, I could’ve sworn that guy told us to get off his lawn”.
Despite his framing of the event as a metaphor of his economic policies he still whiffed on the kick.
Obama’s first move was to take out the ‘John 3:16 sign guy.’