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Private Practice Star Kate Walsh: Loser

By Wyatt Earp | March 23, 2011

Of course, calling Kate Walsh a “star” is like calling me a good writer, but hey, it’s not a lie if she believes it.

Walsh, the Sarah Jessica Parker of broadcast television, said she feels like a loser because she – at 43 – does not have any children. In fairness, a lot of that is not her fault. I’m sure she wants to have children, but what man in their right mind wants to put their winkie into her hey-nanny-nanny? Signs point to “zero.”

I think it’s awesome that a woman who zealously supports Planned Parenthood doesn’t have any children of her own. Mmm, the irony is so delicious!

Hollywood star Kate Walsh has revealed she feels like a failure for still not having had any children. In an interview with U.S More magazine, the 43-year-old actress said she felt like a ‘loser’ – and thought things would have turned out differently.

The divorcee said she is still hoping to have children – but said that it is not something she wanted to do by herself.

‘I feel like a loser for not having kids. I would definitely love to be a parent,’ she said. ‘But I definitely don’t think I want to do it on my own.’

Oh Kate, you’re not a loser because you don’t have kids. You’re a loser because you’re a raging, libtard, horse-faced moonbat. Seriously, the chick counts to ten by tapping her hooves.

Topics: People I Hate | 28 Comments »

28 Responses to “Private Practice Star Kate Walsh: Loser”

  1. Dannytheman Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 7:12 am

    Never heard of her. Looks like I didn’t miss nothing.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 7:25 am

    I’m with you Dannytheman, what does she do? Shouldn’t she be on her knees in that getup? Wha???? Jus saying.

  3. Watuschski Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 8:12 am

    Hey, I am a well-rounded, uneducated, gun carrying, God fearing, patriotic redneck and I never heard of her either!

  4. Kim Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 8:29 am

    She forgot to put a shirt on.

    As for who she is, she looks vaguely familiar, but then most of hollyweird look pretty much the same.

  5. BlackOrchid Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 am

    she used to be on the Drew Carey show as his girlfriend.

    she wasn’t good enough for him.

  6. BlackOrchid Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:15 am

    btw I do love watching my XX-cohort of the moonbat variety NOT pass on their DNA at all.

    it’s quite a relief.

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:18 am

    1. Good, one less child raised by nannies. I despise all celebrity crotch fruit equally. I want to see shirtless men on the covers of the magazines I read when I’m standing in line at the grocery store, not Suri Cruise in stilettos.

    2. I loathe the posed magazine photos with grinning celebs and the kids who look like they’re trying to figure out who these strange people are who hold them only when there’s a camera around.

    3. Blazer + grass skirt = fashion fail.

  8. metoo Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Gotta love Karma. She can be such a bitch!

  9. AJ Lynch Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:29 am

    She always looked good in those Cadillac commercials Wyatt, But I could never get into that lousy TV show, Private Practice. Btw, IMO the star of that show is the poor man’s version of Renee Zellweger and I forget her name.

  10. AJ Lynch Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 am

    Ellen Pompeo ?

  11. Gunnutmegger Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Looks like someone needs to buy up another website domain:

    http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

  12. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 am

    The picture above kind of shows a hint of desperation to me.

    “Here are some flowers, grass skirt and my boobs. Now will you please be my baby daddy?” Please?

  13. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:03 am

    Mrs. C: Suri Cruise in Stilettos? You’re kidding right?

  14. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Ferrell: I was exaggerating a tad.

    http://www.momfinds.com/files/2010/06/Suri-Cruise-High-Heels.jpg

    Mind you, she’s three in this photo. And there’s more where that came from. Do an image search> Suri Cruise in heels.

  15. bob (either orr) Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Why is Kate Walsh?

  16. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Danny – She gets her rocks off bashing the Palins at every turn. She’s one of those moonbats.

    Jon – She’s on Private Practice on ABC. Mrs. Earp watches it.

    Watuschski – She’s also on Twitter, and is much more moonbatty there.

    Kim – She should remember to wear the shirt in the next photo. The milk’s gone bad!

    Orchid – I’m sure her child will be well-rounded, with an immense care for his or her fellow citizens. Bawahahahaha!

    Mrs. Crankipants – They should pose with the nannies. At least they know their names!

    MeToo – She could be a bitch if she were hot. She isn’t, which makes me hate her more.

    AJ – Yes, Ellen Pompeo. I like her because she’s an NHL fan.

    Gunnutmegger – That is sheer brilliance.

    Ferrell – And she still can’t find a sperm donor. That’s rich!

    Mrs. Crankipants – Lovely. I can’t wait until Julia starts wearing them . . . when she’s 55.

    Bob – Why or who? Believe me, you don’t want to know either. She’s not worth your time.

  17. JCM Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    ‘But I definitely don’t think I want to do it on my own.’

    HAHAHAHA!

    No you can’t…..

    BTW who is she? Never heard of her.

  18. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    JCM – Bad, horse-faced actress. I’m a Rain Man when it comes to Hollywood.

  19. Mike47 Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Looks like just the gal for Keith Gruber.

  20. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Mike47 – A match made in redneck heaven!

  21. JT Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Mrs. C – Celebrity crotch fruit ?

    Whew !

    Your keyboard also doubles as a wood chipper ! :)

  22. RogerDee Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    Ya gotta hand it to Mrs. Cranki….. She’s Triumph, The Insult Dog on steroids ;_P

  23. RogerDee Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    OOPS … ;-P

  24. RogerDee Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Aw Hell… Smiley face with grin!!!

  25. RogerDee Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    BTW … where’s more pictures of 13???

  26. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 24th, 2011 at 8:57 am

    * bats eyelashes at JT and RogerDee *

  27. Gunnutmegger Says:
    March 24th, 2011 at 10:31 am

    “Celebrity crotch fruit”

    I prefer “uterus dumplings”. (as a term, not a meal).

  28. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 24th, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Roger – At least 13 is a pretty moonbat.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Such the charmer.

    Gunnutmegger – With extra MSG!

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