Naked Woman Rescued From Cliff
By Wyatt Earp | March 24, 2011
And from the photo, she’s the exception to the law enforcement naked call axiom. Instead of being a 400-pound, toothless lummox, she actually looks kinda cute!
A naked woman was rescued after she got stranded on a San Diego cliff on Tuesday, reported Fox5SanDiego.com. The woman, who was not identified in the report, was unharmed. But it took rescuers 30 minutes to rig a series of ropes to harness the woman. A lifeguard helped her rappel to the beach.
Maurice Luque, a spokesman from the San Diego Fire and Rescue Department, said people get stranded on the trails above Black’s Beach “all the time,” and the woman will not be charged for the rescue.
It was not immediately clear how the woman ended up naked and stranded on a cliff 450 feet above sea level. (H/T – Robert B.)
I expect some seriously snarky comments here. Let the games begin!
Topics: Coolness! | 26 Comments »
March 24th, 2011 at 7:18 am
Took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom?
March 24th, 2011 at 7:28 am
people get stranded on the trails above Black’s Beach “all the time,”
She left a trail of clothing so she could find her way back, until she realized she was naked and………..lost.
March 24th, 2011 at 7:43 am
Was that an exciting rescue, or an ..excited..rescue?
Did she say to the rescuer..”Is that a D-ring in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
March 24th, 2011 at 8:53 am
When rescuers arrived, she found herself between a rock and a hard place.
March 24th, 2011 at 9:27 am
No doubt a case of “communing with nature”.
March 24th, 2011 at 9:31 am
I’m glad they snatched her from the crevice.
March 24th, 2011 at 9:43 am
Opening scene of JAWS, your doing it wrong!
Also from the photo she looks like a BALD eagle. GIGGITY!
March 24th, 2011 at 10:02 am
FWIW, Blacks beach is a local nudist beach…
March 24th, 2011 at 10:55 am
Black’s Beach is clothing optional. So, naked climbers above this beach would be common.
March 24th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Crankipants is on a roll! heh.
March 24th, 2011 at 11:20 am
Mebbe she fell for someone she saw on the beach…
March 24th, 2011 at 11:35 am
Crankipants – Or she wanted to pee on the bathers below.
JT – Next time, she’ll leave a trail of dead fish.
Jon – She probably said, “Nice harness. I have one just like that in my bedroom.”
Mrs. Crankipants – Thread winner!
MeToo – Maybe she was waiting for a bird?
Piper – Although the crevice didn’t look too big. She must not have children.
Dr. Evil – Let’s hope she doesn’t have claws.
Foo – I will need detailed directions, stat!
Marvin – So would binoculars.
Smite – She’s the sultan of snark.
Mike47 – Or she was about to, anyway.
March 24th, 2011 at 11:57 am
Foo’s right. Black’s Beach is clothing optional. One of the few times that the military offered me a ride in a helicopter was out at Camp Pendleton. We buzzed the beach. Most of what was on display differed from a typical beach in Alaska only in color, not in size, nor in attractiveness.
March 24th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
“But it took rescuers 30 minutes to rig a series of ropes to harness the woman…”
Yeah, sure it did.
March 24th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
A family of Chipmunks has now taken up light housekeeping in her abandoned knickers…
March 24th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Sean – So it’s like when I come into contact with naked criminals? Eye bleach required.
911 – They were just being safe, not ogling!
Dustyvet – Let’s hope they’re chipmunks!
March 24th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Now, see, if she’d been a dude she’d always have had that one emergency piton to drive in for safety’s sake. Just think of Christina Hendricks…
March 24th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Richard – I usually am.
March 24th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
The ever elusive four legged mountain beaver!
March 24th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Dr. Evil – They’re deadly!
March 24th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
All you had to say was Black’s Beach…
GOOD memories of good looking ladies wearing ONLY their birthday suits… And she was probably trying to climb back up to the parking lot…
March 25th, 2011 at 1:33 am
Umm, I know Wyatt is in law enforcement, and I’m not sure of jurisdiction issues and statues of limitations…. so I’m gonna stay silent for now.
But let me tell you… it was an AWESOME experience!
March 25th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Old NFO – They don’t have stairs there???
Ed – La, la, la, I am not listening!!!!
March 27th, 2011 at 10:46 am
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March 27th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I’ll bet that the lefty collectivists were hoping to see a photo of an ugly woman. That’s what they prefer!
March 27th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Dan – With hairy legs and armpits.