Bradley Cooper: Single Again
By Wyatt Earp | March 20, 2011
Now, there’s a reason I am posting this completely insignificant story. First, Bradley Cooper is hot. (Oh, I’ve said too much.) Um, I mean women think he’s hot.
Second, the woman he broke up with has a face that could stop a clock. That woman is homely, talentless actress Renee Zellweger. Yeah, Bradly Freakin’ Cooper was dating Renee Zellweger. My guess is that either ecstasy or very poor eyesight was at play here.
Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger have finally broken up … this according to Us Weekly. That makes sense. So far, no comment from either side.
The only comment here should be, “What the frak took Cooper so long?”
Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »
March 20th, 2011 at 7:10 am
You know, Cooper was in a Sex and the City episode…he must me used to dealing with homely chicks.
Sorry, but I think he’s a smarmy little f**ker. He does nothing for me.
March 20th, 2011 at 7:15 am
Wyatt….I think it’s up to me to tell you: You’ve been hacked.
I suspect Mrs Crankipants.
March 20th, 2011 at 9:08 am
Picky, I concur. Has she no integrity?
March 20th, 2011 at 9:50 am
Renee proves my theory that you can indeed be too thin, her face looks like a deflated whoopee cushion. That said, thank you for the Sunday morning eye candy – it’s not even my birthday!
Picky: if I hacked the site, we’d have a better idea of what’s in those cargo pants.
Robert B.: I have no integrity, no standards to speak of, and a strong stomach.
March 20th, 2011 at 10:03 am
Mrs. C – Are you running for President? You seem to have the qualifications.
March 20th, 2011 at 10:43 am
Robert B.: I would, but I seem to have misplaced my birth certificate.
March 20th, 2011 at 10:44 am
Mrs. C – That doesn’t seem to be a hindrance to the current resident of the White House.
March 20th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Renee is hawt IMO. But to each his own.
March 20th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
And I agree with Groovy Vic, Cooper seems like a dweeb to me.
March 20th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
GroovyVic – Sarah Jessica Parker needs a carrot and a salt lick.
Picky – Don’t think I haven’t thought about giving her the keys to the place for a week. Imagine the chaos!
Robert B. – She is equally as evil as I am.
Mrs. Crankipants – Renee was slightly attractive in Me, Myself, and Irene. Never since, though.
AJ – That’s fair, but I think she’s hideous. And Cooper does seem like smarmy little bastard.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:02 am
Quit picking on Sarah Jessica Parker. She was excellent in “Secretariat.”