Snooki: Not Dead
By Wyatt Earp | February 20, 2011
Damn. I guess it’s only her career that died.
Snooki’s Facebook page is flooded with messages from people who think she just died from a massive drug overdose; problem is, it’s not true.
Some people with a morbid sense of humor flooded the Internet this weekend with false reports that the “Jersey Shore” star kicked the bucket. But according to a rep — who spoke to Snooki this morning — she’s alive and probably drinking somewhere right now.
In fairness, someone riddled with that many STD’s has probably built up a tolerance to normal, everyday maladies.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 12 Comments »
February 20th, 2011 at 10:10 am
SKANK!!!
February 20th, 2011 at 10:46 am
Whale shit woman at the bottom of the sea!! Skank isn’t low enough!
February 20th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Roger – You beat me to it.
Danny – But, but, she’s very talented!!!
February 20th, 2011 at 11:54 am
Wyatt: you should have run her mug shot to “do her justice”.
February 20th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
So her 15 minutes are over?
February 20th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
That picture makes her look like a drunk, 70′s-era, discount department store mannequin with cheap acrylic nails.
February 20th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
She’s the future of the American woman.
God help us all.
I condemn myself for my judgementalism.
February 20th, 2011 at 5:40 pm
Sorry, I group her with the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in the “They’re Hot when I’m S***t-Faced Drunk” Category…
February 20th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Proof – Someone should punch her in the mug.
LDIV – Highly doubtful. Never underestimate the stupidity of MTV viewers.
Mrs. Crankipants – And luscious, fake cans.
Ed – If that’s the future, I’m moving to Slovakia.
Ferrell – Captain America would do her.
February 20th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
Frankly, I don’t see the appeal for this Snooki, especially when there’s this.
February 21st, 2011 at 8:38 am
Well…if you want to call that alive. In my world her, Amy Whinehouse, Lohan, and Dick Clark are already dead.
February 21st, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Morgan – That’s nice, no doubt about it.
Dr. Evil – I saw Clark on New Year’s Eve. Wow, just wow.