No Cheerleaders At The Super Bowl?
By Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2011
Well, it’s for Ben Roethlisberger.
For the first time in the showcase event’s 45-year history there will be no scantily-clad cheerleaders on the sidelines at a Super Bowl. The Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers are two of a half dozen National Football League teams that don’t have cheerleaders. The others comprise Cleveland Browns, New York Giants, Chicago Bears and Detroit Lions.
“We will have a great game, we don’t need eye candy,” quipped Pittsburgh Steelers guard Trai Essex.
You sir, are an idiot. Everyone needs eye candy. It’s what separates us from the animals.
Topics: Babes, WTF? | 21 Comments »
February 5th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Darn Wyatt, I’ve had seven cold showers in the past 30 minutes…:)
February 5th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Are these girls from the naval academy
February 5th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Football with no cheerleaders??? Sad, sad day!
I would have imported some. Maybe a Pro Bowl for cheerleaders from other teams?
February 5th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
“No Cheerleaders At The Super Bowl?”
Not so “super” then, is it?
Crusty: Do you remember what a “naval destroyer” is?
That’s a Hula Hoop with a nail in it!
February 5th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
No cheerleaders?
You sure this game’s being played in Dallas?
February 5th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
That is because people from Pittsburgh and Greenbay don’t want distractions when they are looking at guys in tights humped over.
February 5th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Have to show texans cheerleaders in a Super Bowl post eh Wyatt? What a deliciously bastardish taunt towards me. Thanks…
February 5th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Oh please. They already play like freakin’ girls, why do you need more women on the field?
February 5th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
DustyVet – Just trying to keep you awake.
Crusty – Yes, and they should be prepare to be boarded!
Danny – Or Victoria’s Secret models, at least.
Proof – Nicely done there.
Joated – Amazing, ain’t it?
Mr. M. – Well, that Aaron Rodgers is hawt!
Dr. Evil – Remember yesterday’s “man boobs” comment? We’re now even.
GroovyVic – Good point., Heaven forbid someone make a helmet-first tackle.
February 5th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
How the hell am I supposed to concentrate on the game without the cheerleaders!
February 5th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
A football game where women are not being hyper-sexualized and turned into object? Is it possible?
Eh, they’ll make up for it in the commercials.
February 5th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Picking nits but as a grad of a Jesuit university, you should know the correct phrasing is “fewer potential victims”.
February 5th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
You do realize that without the cheerleaders to distract him, Rothlisberger will be up in the stands, right.
I predict he gets sacked three times while scoping out those great jaloobies in the twelfth row….
February 5th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Nah. Mendenhall will hump on him like he did after they won the AFC Championship game.
February 5th, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Watuschski – You can always hire some to come to your home.
Kim – One can only hope!
AJ – I went to a Jesuit university and I think it’s fine. *Gotta dumb it down for some of my readers here. You guys know who you are.*
Richard – Please don’t mention Roethlisberger and “sack” in the same sentence.
GroovyVic – Not that there’s anything wrong with that . . .
February 5th, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Their (and our) loss… but they WOULD be freezing pieces/parts off on the sidelines in Green Bay… Just sayin…
February 5th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
America hates football, anyway. So if they don’t want to sell this faggotis media sport to us we will all kiss these faggotis good-effing-riddance out of America. SUPER BOWL IS DEAD AND DONE!!!! LET’S ALL GET BACK TO THE INDY 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D
February 6th, 2011 at 12:58 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Great game’ my Irish tucchus….am I like one of the only dozen or so Americans who don’t give two turds in a bowl about the Packs or Pittsburgh?
February 6th, 2011 at 3:34 am
I don’t care either. But in this case, my opinion doesn’t count. I’m a girl. :p
February 6th, 2011 at 10:35 am
Same here Fenway
February 6th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Old NFO – And they wouldn’t look very sexy in parkas.
TWII – Yeah, I can’t believe what low ratings the NFL has anymore. Worse than tennis.
Fenway – I probably won’t watch much of the game at all. Really don’t care who wins.
Kim – Good point. Now get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!
Rick – I’d care if the Jets beat the Steelers in the AFC Championship, but as it stands, I don’t care much, either.