Sunday Morning Stupidity
By Wyatt Earp | January 16, 2011
If anyone ever wondered why I despise Kim Kardashian (and the rest of her airbrushed, plastic family), .
Kim Kardashian tweeted this photo Friday with the caption: “#2Sexy2Tweet?”
I have two responses to this inane Twitter comment. First, no it is not “too sexy” to tweet, you vapid c-word. When Ashton Kutcher posts naked photos of Demi Moore, this pic – while hot – is not too sexy. Get over yourself, Kim.
Second, and more importantly, there is a reason why Kardashian is such a c-word. Sexy women don’t have to ask if they’re sexy. Either they are or they aren’t. Asking a twitter audience – of probably dozens – if you’re sexy is is incredibly not sexy. It shows that you have a low opinion of yourself, and chicks with low self-esteem can only get men in one of two ways:
1. Pity.
2. Posing half-naked.
Guess which plan Kim goes with?
The infuriating part about this idiocy is that Kardashian already knows she’s sexy. So the very question exposes her as an insecure skank who will go through man after man until her looks fade. Then, she will be left with nothing but her personality and most likely die alone. Can’t wait.
Topics: Babes | 23 Comments »
January 16th, 2011 at 8:35 am
First, you need to start a new “Topic” called “Brainless Skanks” or something like that.
Second, I have never understood what the hell the Kardashians do for a living.
January 16th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Ferrell – “Second, I have never understood what the hell the Kardashians do for a living.”
They make a living out of scamming an uneducated, yet “sophisitcated” bunch of morons into following all their antics. If people like the kardashians were to book a flight to Alpha Centauri, no one would remember them next week.
January 16th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Howdy Wyatt – I have to admit to being culturally ignorant here: who the hell is she and who the hell are the Kardashians??!
January 16th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Skank… period… before long she will be a fat skank…
January 16th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Kardashians? Cardasians?
Aren’t they the enemy of humanity?
I know my inner geek is showing……..
January 16th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
– Ignorance is bliss.
January 16th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Would not touch it with a barge pole!
January 16th, 2011 at 2:55 pm
Ferrell – They wallow around in their own stupidity. That’s a job, right?
Robert B. – Who are these Kardashians of which you speak? Heh.
Real – They are the pot-fused spawn of former Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian.
Old NFO – And she will only have her brains to fall back upon. Yikes.
LDIV – I’ll ask Captain Sisko.
Fozzy – Agreed.
Ajdshootist – Unless you have a full body condom.
January 16th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
That picture makes her look like a big blow-up doll; I’ll pass, thanks.
January 16th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Just trying to figure out if those are 450cc or 500cc implants she’s flashing at us. Sexy? Hell, no.
January 16th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I may have mentioned on another forum that she had to tie her underwear together to keep them from escaping!
January 16th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Blecch.
Looks like a particularly skanky vampire with breast and butt implants.
Never mind the brain bleach; somebody pass me the holy water, a thick stake and a splitting maul.
January 16th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
BobG – Nah, a blow-up doll is much, much smarter.
Jim – She has two Mark IV torpedoes on her chest. Classy.
Proof – Bawahahahaha! Prison break!
Wes S. – She looks like she got shot in the face with a makeup gun.
January 16th, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Can we deport them to Mars?
January 17th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Don’t they make sweaters?
January 17th, 2011 at 4:03 am
Hey, save this picture and send it to her in 10 years. Maybe she’ll know the answer then.
January 17th, 2011 at 8:57 am
I didn’t realize they made self tanner in Day Old 7-Eleven Hot Dog.
January 17th, 2011 at 9:26 am
Rick – It’ll give some use to the space shuttles, so that’s an upside.
Wildwood – Apparently not.
Mats – Think she’ll get internet service on skid row?
Mrs. Crankipants – Her tan is all-natural . . . like her breasts. /sarc
January 17th, 2011 at 11:48 am
Gotta say I’d hit it in a moment of weakness…
January 17th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Don’t forget this classic:
Those are some hostile projectiles.
January 17th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
C/A, I doubt you’d ever get that weak. I’m pretty damned sure I wouldn’t. There are, after all, standards.
January 17th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Captain – Well, she has everything you value in a woman. A pulse . . . um, a pulse . . .
TUP – I wonder if they have homing beacons?
Bob – The cap doesn’t know the meaning of the word “standards.” Just sayin’.
January 18th, 2011 at 12:13 am
Is that three coats of Sherman Williams paint on her lips?
My theory is that this is her wax likeness and in the upcoming weeks the news will come out that she will be honored in that wax museum in London. Kim is teasing the news a few weeks early.