Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 31, 2010
Happy Luke Year Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 3rd. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Luke, I am your father. Remind me, which one is your mother?” – Kim
4. The Bachelor: Star Wars Edition was abruptly canceled last week when the bachelor force-chocked one of the contestants because she quote “wouldn’t shut the f%$# up.” – Chris C.
3. The “Get a Picture with a Real Girl” cardboard cutout was the most popular attraction at Star Wars Con 2010. – Veeshir
2. “Hey troopers, watch me bullseye these womprats!” – Dr. Evil
WINNER! – “DAMMIT, BEN, THEY CAN’T ALL BE MY SISTER!” – Richard McEnroe
Topics: Caption Contest | 31 Comments »
December 31st, 2010 at 1:06 pm
“Luke, I am your father. Remind me, which one is your mother?”
December 31st, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Good day, ladies. Would any of you be interested in feeling the power of the dark side?
December 31st, 2010 at 2:12 pm
“These aren’t the girls you’re looking for.”
December 31st, 2010 at 2:47 pm
The original line was: “Luke, who’s your daddy?”
December 31st, 2010 at 2:49 pm
“Is that a light saber in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
December 31st, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Once you go Darth, you never go back.
December 31st, 2010 at 2:51 pm
The first annual “Shave the Wookie” contest had some surprising results!
December 31st, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Princess Leia? Feh!
December 31st, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Darth hosts “Stripping with the stars” in order to raise money to refurbish the Death Star.
December 31st, 2010 at 3:24 pm
DAMMIT, BEN, THEY CAN’T ALL BE MY SISTER!
December 31st, 2010 at 6:05 pm
The “Get a Picture with a Real Girl” cardboard cutout was the most popular attraction at Star Wars Con 2010.
December 31st, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I am with Veeshir on this one. They are clearly photo-shopped in. The guys in back are dressed like it is 10 degrees out. My vote so far is for Proof’s Wookie Shaving caption.
December 31st, 2010 at 7:20 pm
We came over from the darkside
December 31st, 2010 at 8:20 pm
“come to the dark side, we’ve got cookies!”
December 31st, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Don’t listen to him. I’ve been to the dark side. They lied about the cookies.
December 31st, 2010 at 11:38 pm
“The Bachelor: Star Wars Edition” was abruptly canceled last week when the bachelor force-chocked one of the contestants because she quote “wouldn’t shut the f%$# up.”
January 1st, 2011 at 3:34 am
Melanie, Rebecca, and Kelly grace the cover of Tatooine’s most recent “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue.
January 1st, 2011 at 3:50 am
Scenes from the little known pre-prequel: Earth girls are really easy!
January 1st, 2011 at 9:41 am
For once those plastic crotch protectors became useful
January 1st, 2011 at 11:24 am
Hazmat crews pose with the “ladies” who were too slutty to make it onto the cast of Jersey Shore.
January 1st, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I never got into the whole Star Wars thing. It appears I made a mistake.
January 1st, 2011 at 4:14 pm
“Remember guys, this photo has to last a lifetime. Say Chewbacca.”
January 1st, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Don’t think that’s a P-shop, or someone was really careful with the babes’ shadows.
January 1st, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Luke – I don’t think so, either.
January 2nd, 2011 at 6:30 pm
Star Wars: Shore Leave Armor covers what Valtrex can’t.
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:32 am
Hey troopers, watch me bullseye this womprats!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:32 am
YUB NUB!!!!!
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:36 am
“Hey Darth, what’s with the cape, ATM torso, and helmet?”
“Ladies…when 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.”
January 3rd, 2011 at 12:55 am
All right, gentlemen. You’ll take your “X-wing fighter”, up the trench until you find an “exhaust vent”. Shoot your “proton torpedoes” into the “exhaust vent”. Any questions?
-Darth Freud
January 3rd, 2011 at 9:25 am
You just know those chicks are Boba Fett’s sloppy seconds. Somewhere in the Sarlac monster, a bounty hunter is laughing…as he is slowly deigested over 100 years.
January 6th, 2011 at 4:27 am
4th place. Nice
And I thought my caption was too far over the line. hehe.
Congrats Richard on the win.