Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | November 12, 2010
Dawn Of The Date Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 15th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
Wizbang
Top Ten Entries (Because So Many Were So Good):
10. “Does this suit make me look dead?” – Jon Brooks
9. “My wife said I was lifeless in bed.” – Cbullitt
8. “I’m one hell of a dancer…have you seen that Thriller video?” – Boomer
7. It was love at first bite! – Mrs. JoseGoldbloom
6. Another successful match from eZombie. – Jim
5. “Wait… you want to eat my WHAT out?” – Sully
4. “So, Jenny, you REALLY wanna know how Lt. Dan lost those legs?” – Dr. Evil
3. “Once rigor mortis sets in I can go all night!” – Mrs. Crankipants
2. Zombie: “Can I see you again?”
Woman: “Maybe”
Zombie: “Well I’ll keep an eye out for you.” (PLOP) – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – “Gee, your brain smells terrific.” – DragonLady474
Topics: Caption Contest | 70 Comments »
November 12th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
He: ” Do you believe in the hereafter? ”
She: ” Yes, I do. ”
He: ” Well, that’s what I’m hereafter. “
November 12th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
“My momma always said ‘Life is like a box of gray matter and cerebral fluids. You never know what you’re going to get.’”
November 12th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Gee, your brain smells terrific.
November 12th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Once rigor mortis sets in I can go all night!
November 12th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Is that a chunk of rotting flesh in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
November 12th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
So I wondering… Afterall, Nitro Glycerine couldn’t be THAT powerful… now could it?
November 12th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Wait… you want to eat my WHAT out?
November 12th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Momma always said life was like a box of brains…
November 12th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Does this suit make me look dead?
November 12th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
My wife? Let me tell ya about her, she’s dropped dead gorgeous!
November 12th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Me? I’m a banker and this all started when Obama threw me under the bus.
November 12th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
“I wish I would never have voted for you for president.”
November 12th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
“So, Jenny, you REALLY wanna know how Lt. Dan lost those legs?”
November 12th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
ROFLMAO@ MrsCrankipants and Dr. Evil!!
November 12th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
I’m just doing what the telephone company ad told me to do… reach out and touch someone.
November 12th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
“My wife said I was lifeless in bed.”
November 12th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
So how’s that Obamacare workin’ for you? For me, not so much!
November 12th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Not for nothing, but these are hilarious. Not a bad entry yet.
November 12th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Wife: “You know, all I wanted was some flowers and some lovin’. You buy me a blender for my birthday? You’re dead to me.”
November 12th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Last time I use eHarmony!
November 12th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
“I’m one hell of a dancer…have you seen that Thriller video?”
November 12th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
It was love at first bite!
November 12th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
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November 13th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Please don’t take this the wrong way but can I eat you?
November 13th, 2010 at 9:27 am
“qualifications…let’s see. I attended Juliard. I’m a Harvard School of Business graduate. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during THAT! I’VE SEEN THE EXORCIST AT LEAST SIXTY SEVEN TIMES! AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT YOUR TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? Think I’m qualified?”
-Beetlejuice
November 13th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Woman: “Looks like you’ve lost weight Fred.”
Zombie: “I’ve been living in D.C.”
November 13th, 2010 at 9:29 am
“Have you seen my Mummy?”
November 13th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Zombie: “Can I see you again?”
Woman: “Maybe”
Zombie: “Well I’ll keep an eye out for you.” (PLOP)
November 13th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Worst.Dancing with the Stars.couple.ever
November 13th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Zombie: “It just wouldn’t work… your eyes are soft and cool, and your eyes are clear and bright… but somehow you’re detached like you’re just not there.”
November 13th, 2010 at 9:38 am
“There’s something…. AFOOT!”
“OK. What’s up?”
“NO look over there, there’s A FOOT.”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:13 am
“That’s very flattering, but I don’t date chubby chicks.”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Though not as sharp as she once was, with the disappearance of Shaggy, Daphne, and Scooby, Velma began to suspect something was amiss with Fred.
November 13th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Zombie: “Wanna fool around?”
Woman: “Well OK, but I have to warn you I didn’t shave my legs today.”
Zombie: “Oh… nevermind. I hate that.”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Zombie: “…and I really hate that actor from Cheers.”
Woman: “You mean Ted Danson?”
Zombie: “No… I’m Ted Danson… I meant Woody Harrelson… gives me the willies for some reason…”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Zombie: “It just wouldn’t work… your voice is soft and cool, and your eyes are clear and bright… but somehow you’re detached like you’re just not there.”
(Correction to #29)
November 13th, 2010 at 10:42 am
“Well I can never catch a cab… but I always get a great seat on the bus.”
November 13th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Woman: “How ’bout goin’ hot tubbing?”
Zombie: “No soup for you!!!”
November 13th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Very funny, rodney, but you are presuming that these folk are old enough to get the joke!
(I was just watching that last week.)
November 13th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
In 1964 I was only 7 myself, but I’ve listened to a lot of Classic Rock over the years.
November 13th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Whippersnapper!
November 13th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
“…and I’m opening a new deli next week… It’s called NOSHferatu.”
November 13th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
“They said there were some aberrations in the voting in the senate race in Delaware, but I voted against Christine O’Donnell and I haven’t noticed anything odd. “
November 13th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I know Viagra was supposed to make you stiff, but THIS is ridiculous.
November 13th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
NOSHferatu? I was there for the undeadication!
November 13th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
“Hi I’m Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings, I’m taking a public opinion poll to see if I should come back for just one more season.”
November 13th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Then you must’ve received one of the free Body Bagels.
November 13th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I kept looking for the brains of the operation!
November 13th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
He was handing out the scream cheese.
November 13th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I was going to have the pastrami on white, but their buns kept falling off!
November 13th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Maybe you should’ve tried the sticky buns instead. Fangs for your patronage.
(Stephen Pastis eat your heart out)
November 13th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
“I used to think of myself as a tough guy, then I posted pro-dog captions on ICHC.”
November 13th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
The deli used to sponsor a softball team but atrophy was all they got!
November 14th, 2010 at 7:43 am
It could’ve been a catastrophy, but they’d run out of cats.
(…and never knew what with the front half afterward anyway)
November 14th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Pardon me but do you have any Grey Poupon?
November 14th, 2010 at 9:55 am
That clown tasted kinda funny.
November 14th, 2010 at 10:26 am
Her thought bubble: “Sure, he’s a zombie, but it has been a really long time. What the heck!”
November 14th, 2010 at 10:26 am
Another successful match from eZombie.
November 14th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Get an afterlife.
November 14th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
“Can you spare a doolar for a poor, out of work Democrat?”
“I tell you, those White House press conferences are rough!”
So, I’m running for Mayor of Chicago, can I count on your vote?”
November 14th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
You say you haven’t had a bite in days?
November 15th, 2010 at 7:26 am
“Bring out your vote!” (BONG)
November 15th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Woohoo! I won! AND my sister and daughter made it into the top ten. lol
November 15th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
DL – I know your sis – well, I know her screen name. Which one is your daughter? It’s Rodney isn’t it?
November 15th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Thanks Wyatt!
November 15th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Hmmm… that was unfortunate timing for typing ‘thanks wyatt’
November 15th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Rodney – Just a tad. Heh.
November 15th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Just leave my mom alone.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Nope, it’s Boomer.
lol
November 15th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Nyuk nyuk nyuk