Illinois Woman Arrested For Assault On Police
By Wyatt Earp | November 11, 2010
There is no doubt that law enforcement is dangerous work. I can tell you from experience that being a police officer puts a target on your back. People don’t like to be arrested, and while some resist, others go out of their way to assault you.
I’ve been assaulted on the job more than a few times, but I have to admit: I have never been attacked like this:
Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after she allegedly struck a cop with a sex toy.
An officer from the Gurnee Police Department went to Bildsten’s home last night to investigate a report that she had skipped out on a restaurant bill. While there, the officer was hit with a “rigid feminine pleasure device” wielded by Bildsten, according to a police commander quoted by the Chicago Tribune.
Okay, I’ll begin: “Once again, a police officer gets the shaft.”
Topics: The Job | 28 Comments »
November 11th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Wyatt:
“Puts a whole new slant to the word NIGHTSTICK.”
November 11th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Don’t ya just love the language? “Rigid feminine pleasure device”… yeah. Right.
November 11th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I could make soooo many comments about this. The least of which would be.. what good would a floppy feminine pleasure device be. But I won’t.
Have a nice day Copper!
November 11th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Only in America would this happen
November 11th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Back in the 30′s headline would be WOMAN STRIKES DICK WITH DICK
November 11th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
She responded to the Long Arm of the Law with a long object of her own.
November 11th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Wow, life imitates . (and one of my favorite movies, no less)
November 11th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Could the officer now say he’s be ‘wonged’?
November 11th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Thank god the batteries were dead or it would have kept hitting him on its own.
November 11th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Was her nightstick larger than his?
November 11th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Now where the heck was she hiding a weapon like that!!!
November 11th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Wait, Wait I have an Explanation…
She was in so much hurry to get home to her “rigid feminine pleasure device” that she skipped out on the restaurant tab.
The policeman found her using it, she was so pissed off and startled that she threw it at him.
November 11th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
God, I love this state. Why can’t I leave?
November 11th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Way to go girl, stick it to the man!
November 11th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
The Dine ‘n Dash- sounds like something a sports mom would do.
November 11th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
She didn’t order the policeman, she ordered the construction worker!
November 11th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
“That’s an awfully big flashlight.” “It sure is”.
November 11th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
The article on Smoking Gun is funny, the comments funnier.
My state once again brings disgrace on itself. First Blago now this.
November 11th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
See? This is why I tell people I have the best commenters around. Because you’re all as messed up as I am.
November 11th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Assault with batteries.
November 11th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
ROFLMAO @ Proof!!
November 11th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Talk about blunt force trauma to the head.
November 12th, 2010 at 4:22 am
You call this “Assault on Police.”
I call this “One hell of an awesome Saturday night.”
November 12th, 2010 at 9:42 am
Why do you want to leave IL? Don’t you know Governor Quinn has a “mandate” from the people to raise taxes in IL.
For those of you whom don’t live here in Paradise Valley, Pat Quinn beat Bill Brady in the Governor by the slimest of margins in almost 60 years. So, Pat Quinn being the oh so clever Gov he is said that his win over Brady was a “Mandate” – Lord I hate that word; to raise taxes in IL.
And you thought living in PA was a pisser….
November 12th, 2010 at 10:16 am
“Now where the heck was she hiding a weapon like that!!!”
That’s how she got him. He was too distracted watching the quick-draw.
November 12th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Get your minds out of the gutter -”Rigid feminine pleasure device” – is a credit card.
November 12th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Please please please tell me the cop had to bring it back to the station and put it into inventory as evidence…like this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Yeah, well I hate to inform you Wyatt, but some boys in blue over here in the burgh we’re busted today for supplementing their income by ripping off dealers.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10316/1102781-100.stm
The DA called it “wrongful arrest.” That’s gotta be the euphemism of the week.