Man Arrested For Waterboarding Girlfriend
By Wyatt Earp | October 29, 2010
This dashing young man is Trevor Case of Lincoln, Nebraska. Trevor is a trend-setter. He was the first kid on his block to own a Super Game Boy and the first to sport the fanny pack. Now, he is the first person ever to waterboard his girlfriend.
If nothing else, this tool gets an “A” for creativity. What? I’m just sayin’.
After accusing his girlfriend of cheating on him, a Nebraska man allegedly tied the woman to a couch in their apartment and waterboarded her, according to police. Trevor Case, 22, has been charged with domestic assault, false imprisonment, and making terroristic threats in connection with the bizarre incident early Saturday morning at the Lincoln home he shared with the 22-year-old victim.
Police allege that Case stuffed “hospital socks” into Danielle Stallworth’s mouth and bound her wrists with belts and hair ties before placing a shirt over her head and dousing it with water, according to a Lincoln Police Department report. “He poured a pitcher of water on her head, and she started freaking out and thought she wasn’t able to breathe,” cops noted.
I think Case’s punishment should fit the crime. Send in the water buckets!
Topics: The Job | 11 Comments »
October 29th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I just have one question. What are “Hospital Socks?”
October 29th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
“Timmy” needs to be dumped down a well.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Put him in a cell with Bubba.
October 29th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Bitch shouldn’t have cheated.
What? I can say “Bitch” now. Joy Behar says so.
Anyway he wasn’t charged with “TORTURE”. Anyone…
October 29th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Kim – They are socks they give you in the hospital. They have non-slip bottoms, and are actually very comfortable. I wore them after me appendectomy.
RT – And send Lassie to “a farm.”
Rick – Or in the shower with him.
Captain – Who the frak is Joy Behar? Heh.
October 29th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Any bets on whether the girlfriend takes him back?
October 29th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
John D – Oh, most definitely!
October 29th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
The real question is: did he obtain credible information? Damned newspapers only give you half of the story.
October 30th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Want to bet he pleads insanity and blames the Bush Administration because they waterboarded terrorists?
October 30th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
James – Probably got how many guys she slept with . . . and if they were Muslim.
Ferrell – And really, aren’t cheaters terrorists?
October 31st, 2010 at 8:48 pm
“It tells me where it’s been, else it gets the hose again!”
Also, as much as I dislike cheating girlfriends, I dislike douchebags like this having girlfriends in the first place.