Whiskey On The Jailhouse Rocks
By Wyatt Earp | September 26, 2010
For those of you who are not in the law enforcement profession, here is a glimpse into what we have to deal with every single day. It’s not just the crimes; it’s also the galactic stupidity:
Rachael Anne Myers is accused of viciously attacking police officers and nurses early Monday morning, and is facing 4 counts of aggravated assault. But she says police are exaggerating.
Watch the interview . . . if you dare.
Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.
Topics: Al-key-hol, Video | 19 Comments »
September 26th, 2010 at 9:29 am
“Do you have any anger issues?”
Heh.
Yeah, cops tase people for the heck of it and without provocation.
September 26th, 2010 at 9:53 am
How dare those big mean police officers attack that sweet innocent woman. All she was trying to do was throw a beer bottle away and she gets attacked for it. For shame!
September 26th, 2010 at 10:30 am
I thought throwing beer bottles at cops was protected speech under the 1st amendment in Dem towns during an election year?
September 26th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Arrrraaaaaggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!……………It’s a triple play, drunken, hillbilly, stupid, it burns make it stop…….arghhhhhhhhhhhh…….
Seriously, I’ve told the wife many times, I couldn’t be a police officer, unless they issue me a taser….. funny how she could not recall doing anything, but she sure remembers being tasered…. :-@
September 26th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
When I drink, the only casualty is my liver.
I would imagine using a Taser on that crazy must have been soooo satisfying.
September 26th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I loved it when she was talking with her hands and she realized she was still in cuffs….. “hey… waidaminut, where deeeze pink braclets cum frum?!?!?…..”
September 26th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
RT – Yeah, they didn’t like her face, I guess.
Kim – And the broad has zero remorse. Class act, she is.
Richard – Fight the power, baby. Fight the power.
ThomasF – People tend to remember flopping around like a fish.
Mrs. Crankipants – Giggle-tastic!
ThomasF – And again, only remembering the “abuse” she suffered from the po-po. Can’t remember anything she did. Lovely.
September 26th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
She ain’t just a bimbo. She’s an ugly bimbo to boot.
September 26th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
We could even play “boot the bimbo” with her!
September 26th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Tased and confused for so long it’s not true.
Never could figure out what’s wrong with you.
September 26th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Interesting point that I only learned a few years ago: striking a healthcare worker while doing their job is the same as striking a police officer. It’s a Class D felony.
September 26th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Chromosome check Rachael might be a Ralph.
September 27th, 2010 at 12:47 am
well isn’t she just a catch.
September 27th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Her tramp stamp says, ” Just add Alcohol”!!
September 27th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Wyatt:
Roger that…and Amen!
Stay safe.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
She wouldn’t be able to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Watuschskie – Meh, I’d do her.
Bob – Well crafted.
Picky – Doctors and nurses are a protected class. As are teachers and referees.
Crusty – “Why the long face?” Ba-dump-bump!
Smite – The girl you just want to take home to mom. If mom is a teamster.
Danny – Could you open a bottle with her ass?
DL474 – Okay, that’s funny!
September 28th, 2010 at 2:23 am
Dragonlady474, first she’d have to be able to read the instructions. I dunno if that’s possible.
September 28th, 2010 at 9:01 am
Doctors and nurses are a protected class. As are teachers and referees.
You forgot quarterbacks.
And, uh, I take it this young well-bred picture of feminine guile has either waived her right to counsel or is so irretrievably stupid that it matters not.
Oh, wait. Never mind.