Their Poles Are Rising
By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2010
Remember the good old days when guys would spend good money to watch hot babes dance their way around a stripper pole? Well, the good old days are gone forever, and they have been replaced with the great new days!
Thanks in part to the X-Pole corporation, even regular hot babes can bone up on their acrobatic skills. Of course, I guess the flip side of that coin is that morbidly obese, hatchet-faced chicks can also scare the shine off the pole. That’s capitalism for you. It’s both a blessing and curse.
My ice hockey team starts its season a week from today. Maybe I should use this to get into shape?
Pole dancing is no longer just for bachelor parties and “gentlemen’s clubs.” And the women who wrap them themselves around the poles are no longer “exotic” dancers with names like Brandy, Bambi and Jasmine. In fact, they may be your neighbor’s wife or the town librarian.
Just ask Ty Knutson, president and CEO of X-Pole, the world leader in “professional portable exercise and dance poles.” His product now caters to arguably the fastest-growing exercise craze both in the U.S. and abroad, a “sport” that features competitions, teams and many tongue-wagging fans.
Okay, I’ll need my female readers to try this out and report back to me . . . with specific details and glossy photos.
Topics: Coolness! | 15 Comments »
September 27th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I can’t wait to hear about the injuries from this baby. LOL
BTW, if us female readers did try it out, and it was successful, who would have the time to be blogging?? heh
September 27th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I think your junk is gonna get in the way of a good pole squeeze, but hell, I’d stick a 20 in your shorts.
September 27th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
ROFL@ Mrs. Crankipants!!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Captain America could help, he’s got a lot of experience slamming his nutsack against a pole. I’ll bet he’s got some sweet moves.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
HAHAHA! Mrs. Crankipants, you need your own blog!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
If you think about it, for the guys, it would just be another thing to grip with. Heck, they could invent and perfect the propeller move!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Dragonlady-
Watch this, I think I’m in love!
September 27th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
ROFL! Such grace! Be still my heart!
September 27th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Hey Wyatt, I have a video of a typical home user. It is not for the sqeamish though.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Mrs. Crankipants/DL – Do you guys need me to leave? You’re doing a much better job here than I am!
Robert B – Ummm . . . pass.
September 27th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Bah, we’re just making some commentary. lol
September 27th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I’d tip Wyatt a $20, too…as long as he gave me back $19 change. Now excuse me while I go scare the shine off of a pole.
September 27th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Wyatt- the image of YOU playing on that pole is one I DON’T want… brain bleach please… sigh…
September 28th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
DL474 – And it’s teh funny.
RT – Actually, you’d get $19.50 back.
Old NFO – It’s in the corner cupboard. Help yourself.
September 28th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Ty Knutson? Ha could not make that up did he?