Ashton Kutcher: Dumber Than We Think?
By Wyatt Earp | September 3, 2010
I was never a big fan of this guy, because I firmly believe he is just as stupid in real life as his character was in “That 70′s Show.” Of course, he did land Demi Moore, so there’s that. She’s a robo-babe that almost any man would be more than happy with, right?
Well not according to Star Magazine, which claims that Kutcher is cheating on Moore. If that’s the case, I rescind my previous statement. Kutcher would be dumber than Kelso.
Ashton Kutcher used his Twitter account to fire back at Star magazine’s story that he was seen making out with a young blonde woman at an Los Angeles restaurant.
“I think Star magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees,” he wrote.
I agree. If they called Kutcher a no-talent hack, that wouldn’t qualify as defamation.
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September 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
I wouldn’t want G.I. Jane kicking my ass, maybe being faithful is a good option for the man. However, my almost 10-year old has more maturity in his middle finger
I’m seeing another “celebrity marriage” biting the big one.
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:23 am
Ashton Kutcher = d’bag.
Michael Kelso. = AWESOME!
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:56 am
Robbie – Say what you want about the tabloids, but they’re usually right about celeb marriages breaking up.
Randal – Correct.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:01 am
Sounds like it’s time for Demi to trade her boy in for a grown man.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:14 am
Wyatt: It’s not that hard to predict sometimes – hence the term celebtards
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:29 am
Ashton Kutcher is another of those lefty Hollywood mafia types who constantly spread the propaganda about the accomplishments of President Barry.
That in my book takes him out of my book and puts him in the douchebag pile of Progressive asshole celebrities.
Cheating on Demi Moore, is just iceing on the cake.
Put him in the same pile as Mel Gibson, Jesse James and Tiger Woods and take them out to the curb on garbage night.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 am
Could Ashton really be that much of a nitwit? I’m not saying that I can’t believe he’d cheat, just that his one working brain cell in his head would tell him not to do it out in public.
Sad how much Demi goes out of her way to remind people she’s still hot. Tweeting bikini photos is embarrassing for young girls with low self-esteem, but this is far worse. Her ‘trying too hard’ is showing.
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 am
John D – I’m grown! Pick me!
Robbie – Truer words were never spoken.
Ferrell – Mel Gibson. That one really bothered me.
Mrs. Crankipants – She can have as little or as much self-esteem as she wants, as long as I keep seeing bikini pics. Yes, I am very weak.
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 am
“Sounds like it’s time for Demi to trade her boy in for a grown man.”
She had one. What’s Bruce Willis, chopped liver?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 am
Maybe she don’t swallow?!?!?!?
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:15 am
I always thought he should make the Kelso character his real persona………Oh wait it is……..Dumber than a box o’ rocks….
September 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 am
“If they called Kutcher a no-talent hack, that wouldn’t qualify as defamation”
Why defame the no-talent hacks?
h8ter
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Richard – In her mind, I guess he is.
Danny – That must be how she stays so thin.
LDIV – Makes me look like Stephen Hawking.
Deadcenter – Good point. I think Sylvester Stallone was offended.
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Dumber….if possible.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Pledging to be a servant to President Obama with his wife Demi? Check. Yep, he is at least as dumb as we thought.
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Sign on Ashton Kutcher’s forehead: Space for Rent Within. Cheap.
Yeah, I know it’s an old standard, but if it fits…
September 4th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Fenway – It’s possibly possible. Heh.
BIG – And he has the world by the balls. Oh yeah, life’s fair.
Bob – It fits him just fine.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
She’s a robo-babe that almost any man would be more than happy with, right?
Couldn’t agree more, Wyatt, especially after seeing her several times in Striptease!
September 5th, 2010 at 7:24 am
Morgan – Didn’t see the movie, but saw the stills. Yum!