Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | August 27, 2010

Nice Grouping Caption Contest
(Source: The Brigade)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, August 30th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT
Target Rich Environment
V the K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “She had a pair of 45s . . . And a real gun too!” – Veeshir
4. “X” marks the spot. – Robert B.
3. “She’s obviously compensating for the size of her penis.” – Kaveman
2. It’s range day for the agents of ATF, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Funbags. – John D
WINNER! – “I’d Double-Tap that! – Cowboy Blob
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She had a pair of 45s.
And a real gun too!
Weapon–check!!
Goggles–check!!
Floatation devices–check!!
Ready for amphibious deployment, sir!!
Eyes on my chest, and your chest on bullets, any questions?
Keep yer’ eyes on the target boys!
What grouping?
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She’s obviously compensating for the size of her penis.
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Those are totally real. The grouping that is.
“See, guys? It’s not the barrel length that matters, but how you hold it!”
I hope that she has the proper BATF tax stamp for those cans….
I’d Double-Tap That!
I’ll touch your chest 12 times if you touch mine once, boys.
“You want a sandwich? I’ll give ya a sandwich. How do you like swiss cheese?”
It’s range day for the agents of ATF, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Funbags.
Which is hotter; the barrel or the beauty?
If you look closely you might notice that Special Agent Yum-Big Boobies missed the target.
And I would understand how you missed that.
It takes a minute to notice, but it turns out there’s a gun and target in that picture.
I’d hit that. Just not with the carbine.
“X” marks the spot.
Nom Nom Nom Nom!
What’s the point of shooting such a small round off that platform?
An example of common sense gun control.
A beauty on target in every respect… armed and extremely dangerous… to your marriage.
is that a 38DD conversion?
Now I feel bad.
My comment that I stole from W.C. Fields or a contemporary beat out, “What’s the point of shooting such a small round off that platform?”
Whoo-hoo! Thanks!