Paris Hilton: Professional Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | July 3, 2010
Apparently, she is a big fan of police because she’s always getting arrested.
A court in South Africa has dropped a marijuana-smoking case against Paris Hilton. The socialite appeared late Friday in a FIFA World Cup courtroom after being arrested on suspicion of possession of marijuana at a quarterfinal match between Brazil and the Netherlands.
A local radio station in Johannesburg said Hilton was detained outside the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium, following the quarterfinal match between Brazil and Netherlands.
And really, isn’t that what Mandela fought so hard for – to give idiot celebrities the right to smoke a little weed? Cry freedom, indeed.
Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »
July 3rd, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Given the opportunity, she could make you cry…freedom!
July 3rd, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Granted, this bimbo is stupid, spoiled, a real slut, and all that stuff. However, she sure is hot and I can overlook some of her shortcomings.
July 4th, 2010 at 3:09 am
she is an idiot, but I’m still not sure Paris Hilton and the word professional can come together at any point, in whatever context.
July 4th, 2010 at 3:10 am
oh and what Watuschskie said – I’d still do ‘er.
(i’m not trying to marry her or anything, i’m just sayin…)
July 4th, 2010 at 8:34 am
You could even start a car wash business with her. Just shove a burger in her mouth, give a few simple commands like..’Wash Wash..Good girl!” You would have to keep her off the tail pipes though.
July 4th, 2010 at 10:36 am
I would so hit… for my country.
Just doing my patriotic…
Anyone buying this???
July 4th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Cap:
Not one little bit, but patriotism takes many forms…
(I’m just sayin’)
July 4th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
You guys might want to invest in some industrial strength pubicide.
July 4th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Watuschskie et al — Frankly it’s no concern of mine if someone wants to poke a knothole in a pine board, as long as it’s of age. But you have no idea how scrawny that woman is in real life. If the camera adds 10 poiunds she must have two or three of them on her at every photo op.
Mrs. Crankipants — I don’t think blue water would do it. Gulf water might.
July 4th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Proof – Given the opportunity, she could make you cry . . . crabs!
Watuschskie – She’s attractive, but her skankiness trumps that.
Smite – She is a professional whore . . .
Jon – But she would keep exiting the cars without panties.
Captain – Well, I’d do her for the good ol’ USA, too.
Bob G . – Some use tea parties, some use broads.
Mrs. Crankipants – Or definitely a bleach bath.
Richard – And would it kill her to get some bigger cans?
July 5th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Wyatt – Apparently so…