Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts
By Wyatt Earp | July 26, 2010
Talk about putting the “fun” back in mutual funds! This could only happen .
Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.
Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.
Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.
I guess this can be categorized as a funpoint robbery. Ha, I kill me!
Topics: The Job, WTF? | 12 Comments »
July 26th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
What’s next? Mime carjackers?
July 26th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Robert B – Okay, I just spit out iced tea after reading that!
July 26th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
So is this really a crime or is it more performance art?
July 26th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
He’ll plead diminished capacity from too much Iron City.
July 26th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
You got off lucky. I’ve had it come out my nose from some of your comments.
July 27th, 2010 at 12:57 am
“Clown Busted in Robbery”?
July 27th, 2010 at 8:41 am
Most criminals are just not very bright. This guy had to be 10 watts tops!
July 27th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Hell, I’ve seen people walk into Walmart dressed in worse.
July 27th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Wyatt:
Just when you think you’ve seen it ALL, eh?
Shoplifted a toy BB gun, too…That’s a SPECIAL kind of stupid!
(I’d bet dollars to donuts he looked better than a LOT of those who ARE women in my part of the badlands…LOL)
Muppet: Performance art…LMAO!
City of Brotherly Love (oh, yeah)
Stay safe.
July 27th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Half woman, half clown sounds like my ex.
July 27th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
MF – If it’s performance art, expect the NEA to be funding it very soon.
Bob – IC Light. Gotta watch the figure, ya know.
Robert B – Send me the cleaning bill. My address is 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Proof – Busted. I see what you did there.
MeToo – As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “That boy’s about as bright as a refrugerator bulb.”
BobG – That’s why the site People of Walmart is so darned popular.
Other Bob G – Lucky he didn’t get lit up by a real gun.
Jon – Okay, that’s friggin’ hilarious!
July 28th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Oh man, I will have to leave my clown pants at home when I drive up to Pittsburgh now! PAH!