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Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts

By Wyatt Earp | July 26, 2010

Talk about putting the “fun” back in mutual funds! This could only happen .

Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.

Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.

I guess this can be categorized as a funpoint robbery. Ha, I kill me!

Topics: The Job, WTF? | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake Breasts”

  1. Robert B. Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    What’s next? Mime carjackers?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Robert B – Okay, I just spit out iced tea after reading that!

  3. Muppet Fart Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    So is this really a crime or is it more performance art?

  4. bob (either orr) Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    He’ll plead diminished capacity from too much Iron City.

  5. Robert B. Says:
    July 26th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    You got off lucky. I’ve had it come out my nose from some of your comments.

  6. proof Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 12:57 am

    “Clown Busted in Robbery”?

  7. metoo Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Most criminals are just not very bright. This guy had to be 10 watts tops!

  8. BobG Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

    Hell, I’ve seen people walk into Walmart dressed in worse.

  9. Bob G. Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    Wyatt:
    Just when you think you’ve seen it ALL, eh?
    Shoplifted a toy BB gun, too…That’s a SPECIAL kind of stupid!

    (I’d bet dollars to donuts he looked better than a LOT of those who ARE women in my part of the badlands…LOL)

    Muppet: Performance art…LMAO!
    City of Brotherly Love (oh, yeah)

    Stay safe.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Half woman, half clown sounds like my ex.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 27th, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    MF – If it’s performance art, expect the NEA to be funding it very soon.

    Bob – IC Light. Gotta watch the figure, ya know.

    Robert B – Send me the cleaning bill. My address is 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

    Proof – Busted. I see what you did there.

    MeToo – As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “That boy’s about as bright as a refrugerator bulb.”

    BobG – That’s why the site People of Walmart is so darned popular.

    Other Bob G – Lucky he didn’t get lit up by a real gun.

    Jon – Okay, that’s friggin’ hilarious!

  12. Sally Anne Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    Oh man, I will have to leave my clown pants at home when I drive up to Pittsburgh now! PAH!