An Unexpected Benefit Of ObamaCare
By Wyatt Earp | July 30, 2010
Your local paramedic may now reek of stripper musk.
WOODBRIDGE, N.J. – Officials are accusing a New Jersey volunteer ambulance company of hosting parties with nude dancers and prostitutes.
However, the attorney for Avenel-Colonia First Aid Squad (ACFAS) says Woodbridge officials are engaged in a politically-motivated “public smear campaign.”
Township officials announced on Wednesday that police charged a man, who is not a squad member, with promoting prostitution in the squad’s building. It happened on July 14th. Mayor John McCormac suspended the squad last month after police charged seven squad members with criminal trespass into a vacant skating rink.
I swear to God, I am in the wrong business. Strippers, prostitutes, and skating rinks? When do these guys get time to answer calls?
Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »
July 30th, 2010 at 7:52 am
I got yer chest compressions right heah, toots!
July 30th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Officials are accusing a New Jersey volunteer ambulance company of hosting parties with nude dancers and prostitutes.
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When the officials learned of this, they said….
“HEY ! That’s OUR job !”
July 30th, 2010 at 9:05 am
They are just good ‘Ol American Boys have an All American time.
Again, you could have put Melrose Park, IL in the byline of the story and I would not have been surprised.
Sigh, at my job the only thing I have for excitement is when the 25 year olds sport some cleavage on Casual Friday.
July 30th, 2010 at 11:33 am
Fenway – If the patient is Christina Hendricks, count me in!
JT – Bill Clinton was unavailable for comment. He was at the bank getting one dollar bills.
Ferrell – I don’t even have that. I have to wait for court so I can go downtown to see some hot tail. Lord knows my female readers never send me pics!
July 30th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Firemen and medics like ho’s??? And this is news to some people?
July 30th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Hookers on Ice?
Now that I’d like to see.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
They’re responding to a different type of forest fire.
July 30th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
The old EMT training mantra of Expose-Inspect-Palpate works here, too…although you have to pay extra to “palpate”.
July 30th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Ingineer66 – Chubby police detectives like them, too. Just sayin’.
Mrs. Crankipants – And lucky me, hockey season starts in two months.
Kim – There’s a fire in their pants.
Medic3 – It’s the medic’s version of a happy ending, I see.
July 30th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Chris Dodd and the late Ted Kennedy could not be reached for comment.
August 2nd, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I wasn’t there,..you can’t prove it,….
LOL @ Medic 3