Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | June 18, 2010
Crist, He’s Oily Caption Contest
(Source: LA Times, via Smite)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 21st. Good luck!
Original Caption: Gov. Charlie Crist checks a Florida beach for signs of oil.
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Crist is photographed at the beach, at the crack of Dawn. – Jon Brooks
4. “Hey girlie, you need to get a new ass. That one’s got a crack in it.” – Mrs. Crankipants
3. “Good afternoon, ladies. If you have a minute, I’d like to discuss campaign fine-ass . . . er, um, finance reform with you.” – John D.
2. “I’d Drill There!” – Cowboy Blob
WINNER! – Crist: “Oh, my, gawd, I’d look FABULOUS in that!” – Dixie
Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »
Now that is the kind of crack that we should be famous for in Florida!
Hey girlie, you need to get a new ass. That one’s got a crack in it.
Crist is photographed at the beach, at the crack of Dawn.
Must…find…round globes…
…of tar!
I like staring at the moons, while walking the beach!!
Sure beats looking at tar balls!!!
Gov. Charlie Crist looks for something to oil
I wonder if she’d clean up my spill…?
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I’d Drill There!
Drill, Baby, Drill!
At least this guy looks smarter than what Obama was looking at on the beach in the last caption contest.
Girl: Oil, my ass.
Crist: I don’t usually swing that way, but, OK.
Hey, there’s some oil!
Waitaminnit, is it supposed to taste like coconut?
“Good afternoon, ladies. If you have a minute, I’d like to discuss campaign fine-ass . . . er, um, finance reform with you”
Gov. Crist came to the beach to observe progress regarding the oil spill cleanup efforts, but instead wound up observing heavenly bodies….
I need to hurry up and clean up the spill so angels like these don’t go extinct from our beautiful beaches!
What in tar nation is so bad about a little spill now and then?
Oiled cans, that’s what I’m supposed to find on the beach, right?
Crist: “Oh, my, gawd, I’d look FABULOUS in that!”
Turn the other cheek, hon, will ya? I’m the governor!
Despite being a “single man,” Gov. Crist shows an amazing ability to focus undistracted on the beach. However, he’s got amazing insight into the issue of Senator Barbara Boxer’s hairstyle and is excited about Adam Lambert’s new album…
If only that was a guy….sigh