Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | June 18, 2010
Crist, He’s Oily Caption Contest
(Source: LA Times, via Smite)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 21st. Good luck!
Original Caption: Gov. Charlie Crist checks a Florida beach for signs of oil.
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
V The K
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. Crist is photographed at the beach, at the crack of Dawn. – Jon Brooks
4. “Hey girlie, you need to get a new ass. That one’s got a crack in it.” – Mrs. Crankipants
3. “Good afternoon, ladies. If you have a minute, I’d like to discuss campaign fine-ass . . . er, um, finance reform with you.” – John D.
2. “I’d Drill There!” – Cowboy Blob
WINNER! – Crist: “Oh, my, gawd, I’d look FABULOUS in that!” – Dixie
Topics: Caption Contest | 23 Comments »
June 18th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Now that is the kind of crack that we should be famous for in Florida!
June 18th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Hey girlie, you need to get a new ass. That one’s got a crack in it.
June 18th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Crist is photographed at the beach, at the crack of Dawn.
June 18th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Must…find…round globes…
…of tar!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I like staring at the moons, while walking the beach!!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Sure beats looking at tar balls!!!
June 18th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Gov. Charlie Crist looks for something to oil
June 18th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I wonder if she’d clean up my spill…?
June 18th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
[...] Blob Military Times Rodney Dill RT’s Ponderings Wyatt [...]
June 18th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
I’d Drill There!
June 18th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Drill, Baby, Drill!
June 18th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
At least this guy looks smarter than what Obama was looking at on the beach in the last caption contest.
June 18th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Girl: Oil, my ass.
Crist: I don’t usually swing that way, but, OK.
June 18th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Hey, there’s some oil!
Waitaminnit, is it supposed to taste like coconut?
June 18th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
“Good afternoon, ladies. If you have a minute, I’d like to discuss campaign fine-ass . . . er, um, finance reform with you”
June 18th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Gov. Crist came to the beach to observe progress regarding the oil spill cleanup efforts, but instead wound up observing heavenly bodies….
June 18th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I need to hurry up and clean up the spill so angels like these don’t go extinct from our beautiful beaches!
June 18th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
What in tar nation is so bad about a little spill now and then?
June 18th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Oiled cans, that’s what I’m supposed to find on the beach, right?
June 18th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Crist: “Oh, my, gawd, I’d look FABULOUS in that!”
June 18th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Turn the other cheek, hon, will ya? I’m the governor!
June 19th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Despite being a “single man,” Gov. Crist shows an amazing ability to focus undistracted on the beach. However, he’s got amazing insight into the issue of Senator Barbara Boxer’s hairstyle and is excited about Adam Lambert’s new album…
June 20th, 2010 at 1:34 am
If only that was a guy….sigh