Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | May 7, 2010
New York Yank-ees Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 10th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blogs4Bauer
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT (I WON here last week!)
V the K
Wizbang
Top Three Entries:
3. Wyatt: Yeah, I like being a cop. I get to help people who find themselves in sticky sitations, because of criminals.
Girl: Really? Like, tell me about criminals.
Wyatt: Well, you see, they aren’t that smart. We are always two steps of their plans. Don’t they realize we’ve seen it all? We always know their next move. – RT
2. “Well, number one – the gun’s not loaded. And number two – I hope you are!” – Uncle Ray
WINNER! – “Incompetent means unable to perform your job adequately. Why do you ask?” – Veeshir
Topics: Caption Contest | 19 Comments »
May 7th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
If you’d pull my finger, I could make that clown behind me wish he’d been tasered.
May 7th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
When the Ninja Schools began to form fraternities, their training was never the same again.
May 7th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Well, number one – the gun’s not loaded. And number two – I hope you are!
May 7th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
“He definitely shouldn’t take a cops gun. Fine him, whatever he gets for that,” said Wayne Consalvi, Steven Consalvi’s father. “But tasering him? Definitely uncalled for.”
May 7th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
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May 8th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Pickpockets always work in pairs, but the “distract the cop with my boobs” trick was always the hardest to accomplish.
May 8th, 2010 at 2:50 am
At the end of his shift, Officer Fife discovered he was more than qualified for his BATFE entrance exam.
May 8th, 2010 at 9:59 am
“Well I used to be a fireman, but I lost my helmet… then misplaced my Ax… then couldn’t find my hose… I just can’t seem to keep track of stuff… so I changed my profession.”
May 8th, 2010 at 10:01 am
“Yea… I know he’s there… I had 4 bean burritos for lunch… the perp’s goin’ down.”
May 8th, 2010 at 10:25 am
apickapocketnosepicker
May 8th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Gay NYC cop talks fashion with a “girlfriend” and loses track of his whereabouts and his gun.
May 8th, 2010 at 10:59 am
somebody’s going to make the obligatory Wyatt distracted by a babe comment, right?
May 8th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Not content with the $50 grocery coupon he received at the last “gun buy-back” program, this genius initiated his own “gun take-back” program.
May 9th, 2010 at 12:58 am
Wyatt: Yeah, I like being a cop. I get to help people who find themselves in sticky sitations, because of criminals.
Girl: Really? Like, tell me about criminals.
Wyatt: Well, you see, they aren’t that smart. We are always two steps of their plans. Don’t they realize we’ve seen it all? We always know their next move.
May 9th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Incompetent means unable to perform your job adequately.
Why do you ask?
May 10th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Thanks!
I just wonder, did you get the movie reference?
May 10th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Veeshir – Sadly no. I feel much shame. I just thought the quote was hysterical.
May 10th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
In Highlander a hotdog vendor is talking about a newspaper article on the beheadings in NYC as the cop investigating it is eating, he asks the cops, “What does ‘baffled’ mean?” and “What does ‘incompetent’ mean?”