Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | May 7, 2010
New York Yank-ees Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 10th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blogs4Bauer
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT (I WON here last week!)
V the K
Wizbang
Top Three Entries:
3. Wyatt: Yeah, I like being a cop. I get to help people who find themselves in sticky sitations, because of criminals.
Girl: Really? Like, tell me about criminals.
Wyatt: Well, you see, they aren’t that smart. We are always two steps of their plans. Don’t they realize we’ve seen it all? We always know their next move. – RT
2. “Well, number one – the gun’s not loaded. And number two – I hope you are!” – Uncle Ray
WINNER! – “Incompetent means unable to perform your job adequately. Why do you ask?” – Veeshir
Topics: Caption Contest | 19 Comments »
If you’d pull my finger, I could make that clown behind me wish he’d been tasered.
When the Ninja Schools began to form fraternities, their training was never the same again.
Well, number one – the gun’s not loaded. And number two – I hope you are!
“He definitely shouldn’t take a cops gun. Fine him, whatever he gets for that,” said Wayne Consalvi, Steven Consalvi’s father. “But tasering him? Definitely uncalled for.”
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Pickpockets always work in pairs, but the “distract the cop with my boobs” trick was always the hardest to accomplish.
At the end of his shift, Officer Fife discovered he was more than qualified for his BATFE entrance exam.
“Well I used to be a fireman, but I lost my helmet… then misplaced my Ax… then couldn’t find my hose… I just can’t seem to keep track of stuff… so I changed my profession.”
“Yea… I know he’s there… I had 4 bean burritos for lunch… the perp’s goin’ down.”
apickapocketnosepicker
Gay NYC cop talks fashion with a “girlfriend” and loses track of his whereabouts and his gun.
somebody’s going to make the obligatory Wyatt distracted by a babe comment, right?
Not content with the $50 grocery coupon he received at the last “gun buy-back” program, this genius initiated his own “gun take-back” program.
Wyatt: Yeah, I like being a cop. I get to help people who find themselves in sticky sitations, because of criminals.
Girl: Really? Like, tell me about criminals.
Wyatt: Well, you see, they aren’t that smart. We are always two steps of their plans. Don’t they realize we’ve seen it all? We always know their next move.
Incompetent means unable to perform your job adequately.
Why do you ask?
Thanks!
I just wonder, did you get the movie reference?
Veeshir – Sadly no. I feel much shame. I just thought the quote was hysterical.
In Highlander a hotdog vendor is talking about a newspaper article on the beheadings in NYC as the cop investigating it is eating, he asks the cops, “What does ‘baffled’ mean?” and “What does ‘incompetent’ mean?”