Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2010
Chinese (Left) Winger Trap Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 3rd. Good luck!
Original Caption: A Chinese police officer demonstrates the use of a ‘police restraint stick’ long-handled poles with a hook on the end, to subdue a man playing the role of an attacker at a middle school in Beijing Thursday, April 29, 2010.
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Top Five Entries:
5. Chinese officials are rethinking their decision to not display their Full Contract Shuffleboard as a provisional event at the recent Olympic Games. – Deadcenter
4. The new “pushers” for Northern Manchuria’s new Bullet Train took a few months to get it right. – Cowboy Blob
3. “Fork you!” – Rodney Dill
2. “Your kung fu is weak next to my spork fu old man.” – Veeshir
WINNER! – Chinese develop eleven foot pole, thinking there will be a big market in the West for things people “wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole”! – Proof
Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »
April 30th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
A Chinese police officer accidentally kills Jackie Chan after mistaking a pitchfork for a ‘police restraint stick’.
April 30th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Chinese develop eleven foot pole, thinking there will be a big market in the West for things people “wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole”!
April 30th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
“You go off island now! Chop chop!”
“Must use extra left-hand english on this eight ball!”
April 30th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
No I am not over compensating!
April 30th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
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April 30th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Lui Chen will never hurt me.
April 30th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Robert Gibbs turns to China to learn new method for dealing with Fox News.
ps Proof nailed it.
April 30th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
“Another example of China’s Long Arm.”
April 30th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Chinese game show contestants display their rendition of “Don’t taze me, bro’”.
April 30th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Why bother, Proof’s nailed this one
April 30th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Now you guys see why I like to get to the caption contests early before all the good lines are taken!
April 30th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
China confiscates poles and bans male pole dancing
May 1st, 2010 at 12:14 am
Chinese officials are rethinking their decision to not display their Full Contract Shuffleboard as a provisional event at the recent Olympic Games.
May 1st, 2010 at 3:36 am
The new “pushers” for Northern Manchuria’s new Bullet Train took a few months to get it right.
May 1st, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Hey! Bring me back my stirrups!
May 1st, 2010 at 4:31 pm
[...] Wyatt Earp is a pusher. [...]
May 1st, 2010 at 6:31 pm
…..and then you eat the banana… thus disarming him.
May 1st, 2010 at 8:13 pm
PETA, in conjunction with China, has developed the human barbeque fork in order to prove for a tasty, and animal friendly, alternative to grilled dog.
May 1st, 2010 at 9:26 pm
China’s National Police Human Shuffleboard Team at practice.
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May 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Your kung fu is weak next to my spork fu old man.
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:13 am
“Fork you!”
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:14 am
“I’ll catch you next tine.”
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:43 am
Thanks Wyatt…
I really liked Veeshir’s “Spork fu” caption.