Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | April 30, 2010
Chinese (Left) Winger Trap Caption Contest
(Source: AP)
Caption this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 3rd. Good luck!
Original Caption: A Chinese police officer demonstrates the use of a ‘police restraint stick’ long-handled poles with a hook on the end, to subdue a man playing the role of an attacker at a middle school in Beijing Thursday, April 29, 2010.
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Top Five Entries:
5. Chinese officials are rethinking their decision to not display their Full Contract Shuffleboard as a provisional event at the recent Olympic Games. – Deadcenter
4. The new “pushers” for Northern Manchuria’s new Bullet Train took a few months to get it right. – Cowboy Blob
3. “Fork you!” – Rodney Dill
2. “Your kung fu is weak next to my spork fu old man.” – Veeshir
WINNER! – Chinese develop eleven foot pole, thinking there will be a big market in the West for things people “wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole”! – Proof
Topics: Caption Contest | 24 Comments »
A Chinese police officer accidentally kills Jackie Chan after mistaking a pitchfork for a ‘police restraint stick’.
Chinese develop eleven foot pole, thinking there will be a big market in the West for things people “wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole”!
“You go off island now! Chop chop!”
“Must use extra left-hand english on this eight ball!”
No I am not over compensating!
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Lui Chen will never hurt me.
Robert Gibbs turns to China to learn new method for dealing with Fox News.
ps Proof nailed it.
“Another example of China’s Long Arm.”
Chinese game show contestants display their rendition of “Don’t taze me, bro’”.
Why bother, Proof’s nailed this one
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Now you guys see why I like to get to the caption contests early before all the good lines are taken!
China confiscates poles and bans male pole dancing
Chinese officials are rethinking their decision to not display their Full Contract Shuffleboard as a provisional event at the recent Olympic Games.
The new “pushers” for Northern Manchuria’s new Bullet Train took a few months to get it right.
Hey! Bring me back my stirrups!
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…..and then you eat the banana… thus disarming him.
PETA, in conjunction with China, has developed the human barbeque fork in order to prove for a tasty, and animal friendly, alternative to grilled dog.
China’s National Police Human Shuffleboard Team at practice.
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Your kung fu is weak next to my spork fu old man.
“Fork you!”
“I’ll catch you next tine.”
Thanks Wyatt…
I really liked Veeshir’s “Spork fu” caption.