Brazil: Sex Is The Key To Healthy Living
By Wyatt Earp | April 27, 2010
Apparently, the only qualification for the position of Brazilian Health Minister is to be a horny guy.
One of the best ways Brazilians can stave off chronic illness is to engage regularly in physical exercise, especially sex, Health Minister Jose Gomes Temporao said Monday.
“People need to be active. A weekend football game must not be the only physical activity for a Brazilian. Adults need to do exercise: walk, dance and have safe sex,” he said.
The minister gave the advice as he launched a campaign to prevent high blood pressure, which afflicts a quarter of Brazil’s 190-million strong population. After making his comments, Temporao reinforced the sex message with journalists, according to the G1 news website.
I don’t even want to know how he “reinforced the sex message.” I really don’t.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 15 Comments »
April 27th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
HHmmmm, Time to get my passport up to date
April 27th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
And even if you’re not healthier, you probably wouldn’t care!
April 27th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Roger – I hear Carnivale is pretty wild . . .
Proof – Nope. Die with a smile on my face.
April 27th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
LADIES!!!!
Going to Brazil for Carnivale?? Afraid you won’t be able to keep up???
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“Ask for it by name!!!”
April 27th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
Hey Jose does solo sex help? That way you can dance, walk, and exercise at the same time.
April 28th, 2010 at 6:49 am
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil.
April 28th, 2010 at 6:52 am
Well, lower the ‘back pressure’ you lower the BP don’tcha know…
April 28th, 2010 at 7:45 am
RAPH – There is something seriously wrong with you. And I mean that as a compliment.
Crusty – That’s thinking outside the box!
Mrs. Crankipants – Caffeine highs for everyone!
Old NFO – Good for what ails ya!
April 28th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Anyone else think Mickey Mouse lost his gloves??
April 28th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Wyatt:
And here I thought it was:
“LIFE is the key to healthy SEX”
(unless you’re into necrophilia…ack!)
Silly me…that explains a lot, then.
April 28th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Danny – I volunteer to go retrieve them!
Bob G – Yeah, it’s a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a condom.
April 28th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
He did say “safe sex”. I can just imagine the commercials if that were said here. “Sex…it’s what’s for dinner.”
April 28th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Wyatt,
Thank you very much. I’ll take it in the spirit which it was intended!!
April 28th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Of course it is healthy, burning 2200 calories, helps me keep the weight off.
April 28th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
MeToo – Sex, the other white meat.
RAPH – Good. It was funny.
Ingineer66 – And it helps work up a good sweat.