Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | March 12, 2010
Boy Wonder Caption Contest
(Source: AP)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday. March, 15th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Carlos, a 7-year-old boy who called 911 during a home invasion robbery as armed robbers threatened his parents poses with Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputies Wednesday March 10, 2010 in Norwalk, Calif. At a news conference Wednesday, the boy, identified only as Carlos, told reporters he remained calm during the ordeal because his mother used to make him practice dialing 911 in case of emergencies.
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Top Five Entries:
5. As he spoke at the podium Carlos realized that the deputy with the creepy smile was the same guy who tried to give him candy a ride home last week. – Crazy Politico
4. “Hey Bill!!!, We found this one in Michael Jacksons walk in freezer….”
“I guess he wanted a cold one after work….” – Sully
3. “I called 911 and saved my family from home-invasion robbers and all I got was this stupid thermos.” – Fenway_Nation
2. Timmy wins the Stranger Danger Week caption with — “I’d Cap His Ass.” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – “Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” – John D.
Topics: Caption Contest | 19 Comments »
After voice print analysis of Carlos’s voice, deputies realized they had captured “Carlos the Jackal”. “His plastic surgeon did one hell of a job!”, one deputy was quoted as saying. The reward presentation of a customized MP-5, …”so he’ll never have to call for help again”…, was called off for obvious reasons.
From the normal side of me: Good work Carlos!
Sheriff’s deputies warmly welcomed the newly elected Sheriff after no one else wanted the job!
Lady’s and Gentlemen of the press I would like to introduce the new chief of our computer crimes division. And maybe he can get the VCR to stop flashing 12:00.
As he spoke at the podium Carlos realized that the deputy with the creepy smile was the same guy who tried to give him candy a ride home last week.
“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”
Hey Bill!!!, We found another one in Michael Jacksons basement…
Want me to put him with the others or just send him directly to the therapist?
Lemme try that again….
Hey Bill!!!, We found this one in Michael Jacksons walk in freezer….
I guess he wanted a cold one after work….
Are ya feeling lucky PUNK? If I’d a had a gun I’d a blown his PUNK head off…
‘I called 911 and saved my family from home-invasion robbers and all I got was this stupid thermos’
John D I just fell out of my chair laughing. I think you should win.
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Wanted to post about this kid but couldn’t find a good enough picture. Kids a hero.
Timmy wins the Stranger Danger Week caption with — “I’d Cap His Ass.“
“Well Billy, ever been in a Turkish prison?”
“Billy, have you ever seen a grown man, naked?”
“Where’s my soldiers? I said send soldiers. Some damn 9-1-1 we got. Next time I’ll do it myself.”
John D, great one!!!! you had it all the way.
Thanks Wyatt