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Singer Strips At JFK Assassination Site

By Wyatt Earp | March 30, 2010

The good news is that she got completely naked. The bad news is that the singer is Erykah Badu. Um . . . pass.

Erykah Badu shed her clothes as she walked along a Dallas, Texas, sidewalk until she was nude and then fell near where President Kennedy was assassinated.

The result was a controversial video, released Saturday, for her song “Window Seat,” which Badu said was “shot guerrilla style” with no crew and in one take March 17. Children could be seen nearby as Badu stripped in Dealey Plaza, a popular tourist spot since Kennedy’s 1963 assassination.

Badu will not face indecent exposure charges for shedding her clothes on the Dallas, Texas, sidewalk, a Dallas Police spokeswoman said.

Of course not, because if arrested Badu would just cry raaaaacism! If I had done that I would have been arrested after undoing the first shirt button – and rightly so. My nudity is covered under “Crimes Against Humanity.”

Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Singer Strips At JFK Assassination Site”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    When interviewed the Magic Bullet said..”Dang I couldn’t get there in time.”

  2. John D Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Those hip-hopsters are a classy lot, that’s for sure.

  3. richard mcenroe Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    When did she join the RNC?

  4. mpur Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Who?

  5. skip Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Was she hiding behind her bush?
    Try the veal. Next show at 11.

  6. richard mcenroe Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 12:24 am

    The only magic bullet she worries about is Dr. Ehrlich’s…

  7. Dannytheman Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Maybe this will spur copycats?!?!!?

    Maybe it’s time to head to Texas.

  8. metoo Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Some people need “Idiot” tats on their foreheads. That way we can have notice that something stupid is coming our way.

  9. Robbie Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 9:17 am

    She’s a total disgrace.

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    ” In her early youth, she decided to change the spelling of her name from Erica to Erykah, as she firmly believed her original name to be her ‘slave’ name.”

    SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I rolled my eyes so far in the back of my head, they got stuck there.

  11. Wyatt Earp explains “Good Naked” and “Bad Naked” « The Daley Gator Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    [...] and Dallas recently, it was BAD naked! The good news is that she got completely naked. The bad news is that the singer is Erykah Badu. Um [...]

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    Jon – Thread winner!

    John D – The shoulder tattoo is pretty classy.

    Richard – I would hope the GOP saw better strippers than her!

    Mpur – I have heard of her before, only because she sung on a track with Peter Gabriel. I used to love that guy.

    Skip – Ba-dump-bump!

    Richard – I had to look that up, but it was damned funny!

    Danny – Let’s hope the first copycat is Taylor Swift.

    MeToo – Yeah. I think the girl sweats stupid, though.

    Robbie – Now, if you did it . . . Hubba hubba!

    Mrs. Crankipants – I tell ya, I can’t pick up a history book without reading about all of the Civil War era ladies named “Erica.” Jerkass.