Jesse James Is An Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | March 20, 2010
Normally I like Jesse. I watched “Monster Garage” all the time. Sure, he’s a slacker tool, but he seemed like a decent sort, especially after he married Sandra Bullock. Unfortunately though, it seems you can take the guy out of the trash :
Sandra Bullock found out about her husband Jesse James’ rumored infidelity from her publicist after InTouch magazine called to say they would soon be running a story that he was cheating on her with a tattoo model.
According to a report from PopEater.com, In Touch called Bullock’s publicist Monday morning to let her know that Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee had confessed to a months-long affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James while Bullock was filming “The Blind Side” in 2009.
But McGee said that while Bullock was in Atlanta working on the movie, she had sex at least once a week with the “Monster Garage” star. James also deleted his Twitter account Wednesday. Meanwhile, James apologized to Bullock and his children Thursday, saying his “poor judgment” brought his family “embarrassment beyond comprehension.”
So let me get this straight: James would rather spend time with this than with this???
Dumbass.
Topics: WTF? | 27 Comments »
March 20th, 2010 at 8:25 am
They didn’t use enough ink on James’ misstress, I can still see
somealot of stank./and this is coming from somebody who’s all in favor of the femme-fatale Bettie Paige look
March 20th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Come on, did he really think that piece of trash was going to keep her mouth shut when there was money to be made? I feel sorry for Sandra Bullock.
March 20th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Maybe he could put a paper bag over her body?
March 20th, 2010 at 9:59 am
The man had to be drunk and/or insane. Sandra Bullock is one fine woman.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:25 am
Jesse will come forward and apologize to anyone who listens. Commit himself to a skank addition program change the name of his series to “A…holes Garage” and he will be cheered by liberal American. Yo ! J.O. time to stop smoking whatever you are and take your hits on a Harley exhaust
March 20th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Wrong answer, Jesse.
To put this a way you’ll understand, Wyatt, Sandra Bullock is my Jessica Biel.
March 20th, 2010 at 11:43 am
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March 20th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Those Jewish girls change after you marry them, is what I hear. My friends have told me that their oral skills go from one manner of action to the type that constantly sounds like whining!
March 20th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Another one for the “Why are hot women always attracted to jerks?” file…
March 20th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Yeah I thought the same thing dude. I liked him as the sort of creative underdog misread biker. Now he turns out to be no better than a politician or a golfer. What a let down. He’ll suffer for this because EVERYBODY loves Miss Congeniality. Guess I have to pick my underdogs better.
What a Dumbass.
March 20th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
No question which head he was thinking with when he made that decision!
March 20th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Jessie is stuck on stupid
March 20th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
All good girls really want a bad boy!!
March 20th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
If you can’t trust a biker that dumped his pregnant porn star wife for you – who can you trust?
March 20th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Fenway_Nation – I usually don’t like tattoos on women, and this skank is no exception.
Mrs. Crankipants – I do, too, and if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I am available.
Jon – Well, then it would be safe sex.
Minuteman26 – And the mistress is kind of disgusting.
Crusty – Apparently, there is a lotof carbon monoxide in his garage.
Jim – That’s fantastic!
Danny – Hey, buyer beware. Unless she is completely frigid – which I doubt – he’s a moron.
Wes S. – It seems like a lot of them like the bad boy. How’s that working out for them?
Captain – With a capital “D.”
Proof – Yep, and as always, it was the wrong one.
Jesse – Maybe his transmission is bad.
Danny – Then they get what they deserve.
Mrs. Crankipants – I always thought it was a bizarre choice for her.
March 20th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
I thought the Skank’s nickname for him- “Vanilla Gorilla” was pretty good!
March 20th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – That’s racist!!!
March 20th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
It may be even worse than we thought: the skank in question is reported to have Nazi (!) sympathies.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/20/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-michelle-mcgee-nazi-swastika-mistress-photos/
March 20th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Wes S. – It’s a good bet you won’t find Sandra dressed in an SS uniform.
March 20th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
I personally think he’s cheated on Bullock before….a man like Jesse James cannot stay loyal to one woman…he’s a good looking guy and has many women throwing themselves at him. He just got busted with this skank.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I was in the U.S. Navy many, many moons ago.
Not in the “wooden ship” era, but close.
Back then, it was not uncommon for a guy to have a tattoo.
Or two.
Every once in awhile, you’d see a guy who seemed determined to cover every square inch of himself with a tattoo.
Although wallpaper was a cheaper alternative.
I use to say to these guys….”Don’t tell me. I know what happened. You went to the tattoo parlor and said ” Keep inking me until I tell you to stop.” And then you fell asleep.”
Look at the bright side….
There’s no place to put the Scarlet Letter.
March 20th, 2010 at 10:56 pm
They need to change the name of his show to Jesse James is a Brain Dead Man.
On the other hand, there is such a thing as marrying down.
March 21st, 2010 at 1:12 am
Well, no matter how hot the chick is, there is someone tired of putting up with her sh**…
Tiger had a hottie, Jesse had a hottie, both of them had to dip the wick in another candle…We are men, we are pigs…yep. I just hope Jesse doesn’t go the way of “Rehab” or the over done “Apology”.. Just say, yep I’m a moron and move on.
March 21st, 2010 at 2:03 am
I’d hit it.
Sandra that is. The other one….not with yer dick.
March 21st, 2010 at 12:37 pm
NP – He certainly frakked up here. Hopefully, Sandra will leave his sorry ass.
JT – I wonder if these women ever think what those tats will look like when they are grandmothers?
Mario – I’ll send that to Spike TV right away!
Robert – Move on to some other piece of white trash – other than Tattoo Annie.
Skip – Agreed.
March 24th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Personally I don’t believe in marriage or the fact that humans are monogamous. So I kind of understand Jesse here.. BUT…
Obviously, he was not happy whether it be sexually or emotionally and should have ended the marriage instead of cheating!!!!
What’s heartbreaking about all this is that Sandy really loved him, and he took advantage of that love.
Screw all the nasty hookers you want, but please don’t betray the people that are there for you and love you,
I’m sure Sandy would have been devastated if he left her but at least he would have been honorable.
The blow of being betrayed and cheated on and cheated down at that! must be unbearable!
I feel for you girl!
I have been a fan of Jesse for years, but honestly …. Sandra he waas married to a porn star! please! poeple dont change!
April 28th, 2010 at 11:02 am
HOE DO YOU SPELL IDIOT= J.e.s.s.e J.a.m.e.s. , well his kinfolk the original Jesse James was stupid and not much of a human being, but he had more class and was smarter the dear old JJ……. Sandra, I would treat you like a goddess…..