Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | January 22, 2010
Present! Caption Contest
(Source: AP)
Enter your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, January, 25th. Good luck!
Original Caption: Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, center, reacts as Mass. State Auditor Joseph DeNucci, right, lifts her arm as Coakley is introduced by Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick before Patrick’s State of the State address in the House Chamber at the Statehouse, in Boston, Thursday, Jan. 21, 2010. Secretary of the Commonwealth William Francis Galvin looks on left.
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Top Five Entries:
5. “…and with these new dress shields, I won’t suffer the embarrassment of underarm wetness!” – Crankipants
4. “50 quatloos for the one with patrician bearing.” – Veeshir
3. Joseph DeNucci: “I only grabbed her arm because I couldn’t reach her neck!” – Proof
2. “A single pit to chesty! This is epic!” – Bill
WINNER! – DEWEY WINS – Rodney Dill
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Joseph DeNucci: “I only grabbed her arm because I couldn’t reach her neck!”
…and with these new dress shields, I won’t suffer the embarrassment of underarm wetness!
Joe whispering…… “OK, not funny… who has the key to the cuffs?”
Raise your hand if you’re a loser!
“A single pit to chesty! This is epic!”
And raise your hand if you can’t spell “loser.”
“You just lost the most sure Democratic Senate seat ever… What are you gonna do now?”
“I’m going to Chappaquiddick!”
Bill Clinton: “OK, who’s cigar ready?”
“And now I would like to introduce the winner of the award for Most Incompetent Campaigner of the Year! “
“I’m with COCO!!!”
DEWEY WINS
“Whose turn to get coffee?”
“Who didn’t have a philandering President husband to cherry pick a Senate seat for them?”
“Who has a longer face than John Kerry?”
If your unemployed raise your hand
Who can misspell the name of the state she wants to represent in the Senate?
Damn woman, with that smell, no wonder you didn’t win!
Who’s open for Kobe?
It was all Bush’s fault!
Was she a poor candidate? Yup, Coakley can’t even wave without assistance!
“Do I have to raise BOTH hands to surrender” ?
Raise your left or right arm to indicate which arm Curt Schilling uses to pitch.
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Proof that “Right Guard” DOES work under her left arm!!
Com’n now Martha, wave BYE,BYE!….that’ it, smile, BYE, BYE, now.
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Mission Accomplished! Mr. DeNucci throws hit hat in the ring for a 2012 US Senate run
50 quatloos for the one with patrician bearing.
Senator-elect Brown is auctioning off his pick-up truck with the proceeds going to charity; and the first bidder is Martha “It’s my Seat” Coakley.
Thanks!
I thought it might not make sense to anybody but me.
Veeshir – Nope, I got it almost immediately – confirming my geekdom status.
Thanks Wyatt
I meant the part about “patrician bearing”.