True Detective Stories
By Wyatt Earp | January 31, 2010
Instead of boring you with endless dialogue, I figured I’d bore you with endless animated dialogue. This happened last week, and as always, this story is completely true. Enjoy!
Topics: True Detective Stories | 12 Comments »
January 31st, 2010 at 8:35 pm
HA! Okay…funny at your expense, but the animation just makes it so awesome. I will have to look in that for some fun of my own.
January 31st, 2010 at 8:55 pm
How do you stay sane?
February 1st, 2010 at 12:02 am
RT – Site is fantastic. I was tinkering with it all night.
Rick – Guinness, my friend. Guinness.
February 1st, 2010 at 1:50 am
Rick, how can Wyatt be sane?! He and I are friends!!
Howdy, Wyatt!
February 1st, 2010 at 9:01 am
Heheh.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:35 am
One of my favorite line from an otherwise forgettable movie Tim Allen “Big Trouble”
Bruce, I hope you realize you’ve just committed assault.
Henry Desalvo (Dennis Farina), I know, I know. Time was, you actually had to hit somebody.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:45 am
Jon Brooks from the renowned Brooksonian Herald critiques the animation film noir thusly:
Wyatt’s True Detective story, emotes in true fashion. The monotonic maulings of reality he shows evoke a need to return to the human basics of common sense and duct tape.
Picturing himself trapped in a cave like structure from which he cannot escape, he finds himself surrounded by idiots whose emotional depth is really only as deep as the scum layer on your average neighborhood pond.
This film is his release, rather than using his issued weapon,which in some cases would do a much better job of eliminating lifes contradictions, he chooses art, humor and laser pointers.
Now playing at local blogs in your neighborhood. Rated
PCMA for references to duct tape. This reviewer gives it a thumbs up in the eye of the beholder, and a 9.9999999999999/10.
February 1st, 2010 at 10:57 am
Gosh, I do the laser pointer with my dogs. Hope they don’t file suit against me with PETA or the Humane Society. There goes my Saturday evening of fun.
February 1st, 2010 at 11:21 am
Real – Hey, sir! How are ya feeling?
Sally Anne – I thought this was genius. And it is easy to do at the site.
Thomas F – I love Dennis Farina. He’s good in everything.
Jon – I am taking Beyonce to the Oscars!
MeToo – You’ll blind them! For shame!
February 1st, 2010 at 4:15 pm
That is good stuff. On a side note, my step-daughter got rear-ended one night and the other driver took off and while the cop was interviewing a witness the step-daughter was fumbling with her keys and had a laser pointer key chain. Unknowingly she put a red dot on the cops chest. He immediately told everyone to clear the area and called for back up. Later her mother called the cop on his cell phone from his business card to tell him that she figured out what happened and that she had already made sure the laser pointer was in the trash. The officer said that 10 officers had just cleared the scene and he had been sure that somebody from one of the surrounding houses had been targeting him.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Ingineer66 – Oh, for God’s sake!
February 1st, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I need to make a few of those…