KFC: It’s Window-Breakin’ Good
By Wyatt Earp | January 21, 2010
Smite A. Hippie sent me this story, and it actually made me laugh out loud. You know, the kind of nervous, evil laugh people made before they have a mental breakdown?
An eastern Pennsylvania man was charged after he allegedly broke into a home, cut his hair and prepared fried chicken before being discovered. The man was charged with breaking into the home in Easton, about 50 miles north of Philadelphia. According to court documents, the homeowner returned home Sunday to discover him watching TV and cooking chicken.
Authorities said the man threw a rock through a front door window to get inside and appeared to have rummaged through every room in the house. He also took a shower.
Laugh all you want, but like I said in my e-mail reply to Smite: “If the man is an African-American, you’re a racist!”
Topics: The Job | 10 Comments »
I love a man who knows his way around the kitchen.
Did he at least clean the kitchen when he was done?
BTW, linked you.
Sounds like a Democrat.
Mrs. Crankipants – Remember that if he breaks into your house and uses your loofa.
Kim – That’s a good question. Making fried chicken is a dirty job. Just ask Mike Rowe.
BobG – And a moron.
Wyatt: You and Smite both miss the point! Over fifteen million Americans go to bed without chicken in this country every night! If we only adopted Universal Chicken Care, this tragedy could have been avoided!
Proof – That was actually one of Martha Coakley’s platforms. Sadly, she won’t be able to implement it now.
At least he didn’t take the chicken to the shower with him.
DL474 – Now that would be a little too freaky for me.
dragonlady: That reminds me of an old saying:
Do you know the difference between “erotic” and “kinky”?
Erotic uses a feather.
Kinky uses the whole chicken!
Proof…lol!