Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | December 18, 2009
Ninja Chick Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Caption this photo in the comments or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 21st. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blackfive
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Let go of my lego.” – Pops
4. “I told you no more Hai Karate cologne…EVER!” – MeToo
3. “No, baby! NO! I swear she’s just a friend! NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!1!!!elventy!!” – Casey
2. Thanks to the hard work of Gloria Steinem and Hillary Clinton, man-tossing will finally be featured as an Olympic event. – John D.
WINNER! – Tiger’s last hook-up was a blind date arranged by Elin. - Deadcenter
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
“In Scotland, you wussies use a hammer”, quipped Sun Lee while demonstrating her.. HANner ..throw technique.
Wonder Woman, The early years
Thanks to the hard work of Gloria Steinem and Hillary Clinton, man-tossing will finally be featured as an Olympic event.
No Baby! NO! I swear she’s just a friend! NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!1!!!elventy!!
Cheat. On. Me. Will. You…
Struggling hard against the effect of anthropogenic global anti-gravity, she managed to keep her boyfriend from floating out into space.
I told you no more Hai Karate cologne…EVER!
“I hate it when they run out of dwarves!!”, she said.
In a fit of rage and twist of irony, one of Tiger’s girls swings him like a golf club.
For the 2012 Summer Olympics dickus throwing will replace discus throwing in women’s decathlon.
Guy thinking: Damn, this is gonna HURT… A lot…
“Helium Man” practices with his wife for a try-out as a human balloon in next year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving parade.
The hot wind is really blowing from Copenhagen these days.
How ’bout a wild fling
Tiger’s last hook-up was a blind date arranged by Elin.
The Inflatable Obama is just as useless as the real one, but fill the head with lead shot and it makes a darn good sap.
[...] Wyatt [...]
# 15, hands down, heh.
Blind Chin Lee is using her brother to have a look around
Training video for Tiger Woods’ wife.
Joe
A training video from the International Shoe Theft Coalition.
[...] Wyatt Earp is having a fling. [...]
When Chow Fat accepted Ming Li’s inivitation to a swinger party, he had no idea what he was in for…
Let go of my lego.
In the background playing:
Ratt: Round and Round