I Triple-Dog Dare Ya
By Wyatt Earp | December 8, 2009
I’m sorry, but this is freakin’ fantastic! Then again, I am pure evil.
BOISE, Idaho – It’s become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare. This year, the scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story” unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10. Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.
Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy’s tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school. Firefighters estimate the boy was 10 years old. ()
Important safety tip kids: If you lick cold metal, your tongue will stick to it!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
December 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
It should be standard procedure to use a fresh urine stream instead of a glass of warm water.
Then the kid could adopt his new indian name “frozen tongue piss mouth” that would stay with him through college.
December 8th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
IK just choked on my Jameson………..
December 8th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
IK??????
December 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
What 10 year old hasn’t seen A Christmas Story? big dummy.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Kaveman – Lovely imagery. Again. Thanks for that!
LDIV – Ask Kaveman for a new keyboard, not me.
Randal – Cripes, they run it for 24 hours straight on Christmas Day!
December 9th, 2009 at 5:43 am
I’m sorry, I can’t see that kid with the tongue without remembering his pr0n career. He’s had that tongue in worse places, I’d bet.
*giggle*
December 9th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Pron career?? Man, I can’t believe another child actor has went to the dark side. I’ll never be able to fully enjoy that scene again.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
GroovyVic – But did it stick to anything? Heh.
DL474 – It’s still funny, but now you’ll get an extra giggle.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I wonder if he wore the hat in the videos? LOL