I Triple-Dog Dare Ya
By Wyatt Earp | December 8, 2009
I’m sorry, but this is freakin’ fantastic! Then again, I am pure evil.
BOISE, Idaho – It’s become an annual winter tale: A young boy gets his tongue stuck to a metal pole, perhaps as the result of a dare. This year, the scene straight out of the movie “A Christmas Story” unfolded Tuesday morning in Boise with a boy of about 10. Boise firefighters used a glass of warm water to free the unidentified boy from the metal fence pole.
Fire Capt. Bill Tinsley says the boy’s tongue was bleeding a little, but he was OK and allowed to continue walking to school. Firefighters estimate the boy was 10 years old. (LINK)
Important safety tip kids: If you lick cold metal, your tongue will stick to it!
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
It should be standard procedure to use a fresh urine stream instead of a glass of warm water.
Then the kid could adopt his new indian name “frozen tongue piss mouth” that would stay with him through college.
IK just choked on my Jameson………..
IK??????
What 10 year old hasn’t seen A Christmas Story? big dummy.
Kaveman – Lovely imagery. Again. Thanks for that!
LDIV – Ask Kaveman for a new keyboard, not me.
Randal – Cripes, they run it for 24 hours straight on Christmas Day!
I’m sorry, I can’t see that kid with the tongue without remembering his pr0n career. He’s had that tongue in worse places, I’d bet.
*giggle*
Pron career?? Man, I can’t believe another child actor has went to the dark side. I’ll never be able to fully enjoy that scene again.
GroovyVic – But did it stick to anything? Heh.
DL474 – It’s still funny, but now you’ll get an extra giggle.
I wonder if he wore the hat in the videos? LOL