Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | November 13, 2009
Junior Sniper Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 16th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Outside The Beltway
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Little Miss Sunshine- the sequel.” – Kaveman
4. Make disparaging remarks on my Facebook page, will you? – Proof
3. “And your sure that it’s okay as long as it’s Democrat season??” – Deathlok
2. Stephanie decided on a most creative and original way to fulfill Matthew 18:9. – Toothy
WINNER! – A young patriot tried her hand at the “Shoot a hippy for a dollar” stall during the Thanksgiving festival. – Sssteve
Topics: Caption Contest | 20 Comments »
A young patriot tried her hand at the “shoot a hippy for a dollar” stall during the “Thanksgiving festival”
I don’t like Carrot Top either sweetie, just remember to lead him a bit this time.
Stephanie decided on a most creative and original way to fulfill Matthew 18:9.
1 box 7.62 mm ammo – $6
Drugunov sniper rifle – $850
Putting a round through the school bully’s left butt cheek from 600 meters – PRICELESS!!!
In Soviet Russia, gun teaches you!
Make disparaging remarks on my Facebook page, will you?
“Little Miss Sunshine- the sequel”
“Be-atch ain’t gonna sell more cookies than me this year!”
Despite the large turn out and public support, this was to be the last “take your daughter to work” day.
Hey, I don’t like Mondays, either, but you wouldn’t catch me shooting everybody at my school!
(First thing I thought of – the song, “I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats (Bob Geldof).
Mommy? I can see Hillary really close up now.
If I get close, do I get to pick from the top row?
[...] Wyatt [...]
For some reason, no one ever went trick or treating at the Smith house ever again.
When hunting Pelosi, you have to lead to the left…way left.
Here’s one, Hey Mom. Busting a cap in a talibans ass is fun!
The push to enlist more troops for Afghanistan, took a new turn, with the advent of pre-school sniper classes.
I hear ya Diller, but they are a lot more steady than us old folks. And they have great eye site.
“Is Michael Moore in you sights?”
“Yes”
“What do you feel?”
Recoil
“And your sure that it’s okay as long as it’s Democrat season??”