Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 16, 2009
The Big Red Nose Caption Contest
(Source: Uncle Ray)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be be announced on Monday, October 19th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Pvt. Clarabelle.if you don’t stop clowning around…..you’re gonna get all our asses shot.” – Diller
4. Clown: “Hey, where did we park the car?” – Randal Graves
3. “Quick light up the El Blammo cigar and pass it up.” – Rodney Dill
2. Sgt. to self: “Who’s this clown they sent to replace Pvt. Johnson?” – WALTERC
WINNER! – Last week, the Obama administration announced an end to “Don’t laugh, don’t tell,” the Clinton-era ban on clowns serving openly in the military. – John D.
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
Last week, the Obama administration announced an end to “Don’t laugh, don’t tell,” the Clinton-era ban on clowns serving openly in the military.
The budget cuts to the USO show were now completely out of hand.
Clown: “Hey, where did we park the car?”
Anderson Cooper finally decides to be an embedded reporter.
Although it was devestatingly effective stateside, the squad leader had serious doubts about Clarence using the “tactical assault water-squirting flower” for hot entries.
House leader Pelosi, escorted through war zone after botox treatment
Sgt. to Clown: “Are you sure this is where you saw the Mime enter?”
Sgt Murphy still couldn’t believe they had all just gotten out of a Mini Cooper.
Sgt to self “who’s this clown they sent to replace Pvt Johnson?”
Obama visits the troops.
The new second lieutenant stood out from the crowd.
“Quick light up the El Blammo cigar and pass it up.”
Pvt. Clarabelle.if you don’t stop clowning around…..you’re gonna get all our asses shot.
Ronald McDonald was called to active service with his National Guard Unit. Not wanting to look conspicuous, he donned a more military-type clown uniform. While rushing into battle, he was overheard saying, “I’m lovin’ it!”
Maxwell Q. Klinger is STILL going for that Section 8!
[...] Wyatt [...]
Damned Congressional observer,…
“We’ll hit ‘em with the BOZOoka!”
“Who put Stephen Sondheim in charge?”
(Obscure Reference Alert)
“Drink up Shriners.”
[...] Wyatt Earp is sending in the clowns. [...]
C’mon size 36′s don’t fail me now.
General Shinseki’s redesign of urban camouflage finally made it through procurement I see.
“Don’t joy buzz be bro.’”.
Krusty had always had a nose for trouble.