Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | October 16, 2009
The Big Red Nose Caption Contest
(Source: Uncle Ray)
Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be be announced on Monday, October 19th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang
Top Five Entries:
5. “Pvt. Clarabelle.if you don’t stop clowning around…..you’re gonna get all our asses shot.” – Diller
4. Clown: “Hey, where did we park the car?” – Randal Graves
3. “Quick light up the El Blammo cigar and pass it up.” – Rodney Dill
2. Sgt. to self: “Who’s this clown they sent to replace Pvt. Johnson?” – WALTERC
WINNER! – Last week, the Obama administration announced an end to “Don’t laugh, don’t tell,” the Clinton-era ban on clowns serving openly in the military. – John D.
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
October 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Last week, the Obama administration announced an end to “Don’t laugh, don’t tell,” the Clinton-era ban on clowns serving openly in the military.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
The budget cuts to the USO show were now completely out of hand.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Clown: “Hey, where did we park the car?”
October 16th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Anderson Cooper finally decides to be an embedded reporter.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Although it was devestatingly effective stateside, the squad leader had serious doubts about Clarence using the “tactical assault water-squirting flower” for hot entries.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
House leader Pelosi, escorted through war zone after botox treatment
October 16th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Sgt. to Clown: “Are you sure this is where you saw the Mime enter?”
October 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Sgt Murphy still couldn’t believe they had all just gotten out of a Mini Cooper.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Sgt to self “who’s this clown they sent to replace Pvt Johnson?”
October 16th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Obama visits the troops.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
The new second lieutenant stood out from the crowd.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
“Quick light up the El Blammo cigar and pass it up.”
October 16th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Pvt. Clarabelle.if you don’t stop clowning around…..you’re gonna get all our asses shot.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Ronald McDonald was called to active service with his National Guard Unit. Not wanting to look conspicuous, he donned a more military-type clown uniform. While rushing into battle, he was overheard saying, “I’m lovin’ it!”
October 16th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Maxwell Q. Klinger is STILL going for that Section 8!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
[...] Wyatt [...]
October 16th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Damned Congressional observer,…
October 17th, 2009 at 9:39 am
“We’ll hit ‘em with the BOZOoka!”
October 17th, 2009 at 9:41 am
“Who put Stephen Sondheim in charge?”
(Obscure Reference Alert)
October 17th, 2009 at 9:42 am
“Drink up Shriners.”
October 17th, 2009 at 9:58 am
[...] Wyatt Earp is sending in the clowns. [...]
October 17th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
C’mon size 36′s don’t fail me now.
October 17th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
General Shinseki’s redesign of urban camouflage finally made it through procurement I see.
October 19th, 2009 at 6:11 am
“Don’t joy buzz be bro.’”.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Krusty had always had a nose for trouble.