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How Would You Like To Adopt A Whore?

By Wyatt Earp | September 29, 2009

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For just pennies a day, you can sponsor a washed-up celebrity.

What do you do when the checks stop coming in? That’s a question we might just be asking Pam Anderson, who is reportedly more than $1.2 million in debt, according to Star magazine.

The blonde bombshell reportedly ran into trouble after she stiffed the construction companies who remodeled her five bedroom Malibu home last year. As the manager of Bruder Construction told Star, “ a lot of people are owed a lot of money.” Indeed, Pam reportedly owes him $674,043 alone!

In addition, she’s also said to owe $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid taxes dating back to 2007. (H/TFOXNews)

Please, call 1-800-ADOPT-A-HO now. Operators are standing by.

Topics: Babes | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “How Would You Like To Adopt A Whore?”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    “How much did you make today Pam?”

    “$342.10″.

    “342 dollars and 10 cents!!?? Who’s the lousy bastard that gave you 10 cents?”

    “They all did.”

  2. Randal Graves Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    I called; a message told me to call 1-800-454-5400 to get together with people.

    Someone else can call that number.

  3. MeToo Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I am pretty sure there are flies buzzing around somewhere we just can’t see it in the picture since it’s from the waist up. Perhaps they’re fruit flies.

  4. Dennis Petty Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Did you see her show up naked to present Hugh Heffner his birthday present this past year? She was in her birthday suit. MUD

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    She can always make another sex video.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Jon – Ba-dump-bump!

    Randal – You bastard. I actually called the number!

    MeToo – Yeah, they love fish bait.

    Dennis – That would have been so much hotter ten years ago. Now? Not so much.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Eh, you actually don’t make a lot of money with home sex videos. Er, um, so I’ve heard.

  7. joated Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    So, I presume pimping for PETA pays pretty poorly, heh Pam?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 30th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Joated – Hippies can’t pay because they don’t have real jobs.

  9. Assrot Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    I’ll give her 5 bucks for a “topless hummer”.

    ;-)

    Joe