Hate Mail O’ The Week
By Wyatt Earp | September 25, 2009
Okay, this hate mail isn’t exactly directed toward me, but it is directed toward a post I did about Christopher Columbus.
The comment is from someone named Aishah Bowron. And to be completely honest, I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a male or a female. Either way, this person is not exactly the president of the Christopher Columbus Fan Club.
Enjoy!
Christopher Columbus was the John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer of the 1400s. He was a very wicked man and an apprentice of the Devil. He was the world’s first serial killer and a genocidal mass murderer. He enslaved, killed and butchered millions of Indians. He does not deserve a holiday in his honor and Columbus Day should be abolished.
Now while Christopher Columbus was not a saint, comparing him to Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy is going a tad overboard. “Overboard.” Ya get it? Besides, Ol’ Chris never dressed up like a clown for children’s parties.
And as usual, Aishah found this article a full FIVE MONTHS after it was posted. Way to stay timely, Aishah!
Topics: Hate Mail | 8 Comments »
September 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
What I want to know is how s/he found the site. That’s an awfully random page to end up on so late, and definitely no where near Columbus Day.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Well doofus Mayor Nutter is helping to destroy Columbus Day by charging the parade organizers. Hell, all Coulmbus did was discover North America.
[btw I think Aishah may have misspelled both of her names].
September 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
All anglos are bad — haven’t you been listening to the President? WTF?
September 25th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Yes we all know that if Columbus would not have discovered America and if the Pilgrims would not have come here that this would now be the most successful and free nation on the planet. Oh darn.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
It probably took him five months to read your post.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Wow, I never knew that ole Chris was the Hitler of his day.
Since he never stayed in one spot very long and sailed back to Spain alot too, that means he must have brought
along alot of carbon monoxide ’showers’ in the hold and thousands of indians, on every beach they came to, must have been waiting on the shore like lemmings waiting for the opportunity to die. Maybe that explains the sign they found at one archeological dig that said..”Chris! To Die For!”..
As for that syphillis thing, check out wikipedia, turns out it may have flowed the OTHER way, from the indians to Europe, kinda suprised me to read that. Maybe all the indians were at the beach resorts when he landed, having already migrated from our southwest after having turned it into a desert from over population and chopping all the forests down for wood burning for almost 10,000 years before. The southwest used to be mainly forested also, not as extensive and heavy as the east though. Maybe thats why the apaches were always so dour?
September 27th, 2009 at 3:43 am
He could have said the George Bush of the 1400’s right?
September 27th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Bitter – Almost of all of my good hate mail is at least 6 months after the offending post. I don’t know why that is.
AJ – Mayor Nutter is a piece of garbage.
Mark – Oh, where is my mind?
Ingineer66 – Our national lacrosse team would be kicking ass, though.
Mrs. Crankipants – All of that pesky word translation.
Jon – The Apaches were just trying “to spread the wealth around.” Heh.
Chris C – I was surprised he didn’t.