Hate Mail O’ The Week
By Wyatt Earp | September 8, 2009
This lovely piece of award-winning literature comes to us via “Robin.” She is angry at my post about tennis star Dinara Safina. A post that was published eight months ago. Apparently, she is not exactly “current” on her reading . . . and she is a big, big Serena Williams fan.
She must be the only one.
Here is her comment, complete and unedited for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!
Haters okay so what if you don’t like Serena but for you to call her a pampered scumbag is extreme. I see that it took Serena what an hour to win the Australian Open. For the haters you are just made because you will never be a great athlete as Serena. I have seen crybabies in the tennis game and there names are Safina and Jankovic.
Wow. First of all, Robin should become familiar with my friend, the comma. Second, there is a new thing out called a question mark. I think Dr. Evil’s father invented that one. And finally, I am not “made” because I “will never be a great athlete as Serena.”
I am “made” because she is 100 times more manly than I will ever be.
Topics: Hate Mail | 16 Comments »
September 8th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Sounds like she needs the WAHamublance…
September 8th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
WAHambUlance… dang spel chek didn’t wrok agin…
September 8th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Oneder witch publik skool sistem she grajuwated frum?
September 8th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
“…and there names are Safina and Jankovic.”
Dear God, am I the only one who paid attention in grammar school the day Sister Veronica covered homophones? You know- to, too, and two or there, their, and they’re. They may sound the same, but they have different meanings.
Perhaps Robin should cut down on the spectator sports, and sit in on a third grade class.
(Gee, I hope I didn’t just sound like a “Hater”.)
September 8th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Old NFO – No worries, I got the reference.
Kate – Fantastic!
Mrs. Crankipants – No, you actually sound like an intelligent woman. So Robin probably doesn’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
Heh, heh, and you said “homophobe.”
September 8th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Haters! Okay, so what if you don’t like Serena, but for you to call her a pampered scumbag is extreme. I see that it took Serena what, an hour to win the Australian Open? For the haters, you are just mad
ebecause you will never be asagreat an athlete as Serena. I have seen crybabies in the tennis game andtheretheir names are Safina and Jankovic.~~ OK, I feel better now.
September 8th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
CM – Good grief, put the red pen down, woman!
September 8th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Hate mail makes your world so much more entertaining.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:49 am
You bring out the “best” in people, Wyatt?!
Took 8 months for that reply…
*shrugs*
September 9th, 2009 at 1:18 am
wow… two steps forward, then three steps back to 8 months. oh well, what’dya gonna do, eh?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Wyatt and Mike Adams enjoying their respective hate mail or male responses.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Maybe she has AT&T for her iPhone and she actually sent the message 8 months ago and it just now is getting to you.
I know the difference in homophones and it irritates me when people misuse them, until I read one of my own posts where in my haste I typed the wrong one.
September 9th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
You can’t FIX stupid…
September 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Admiral – And yours too, hopefully.
Teetop – My “fans” aren’t up on current events.
Smite – You take the good with the bad . . . and the hysterically funny.
MeToo – What can I say? People hate me.
Ingineer66 – Well, since you read First In, you’ll notice a certain Captain always confuses “its” with “it’s.” Drives me insane.
TexasFred – Well, if you have a large enough caliber . . .
September 9th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I hear she’s got a big penis too.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Moe – Which one, Venus or Serena?