David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital
By Wyatt Earp | September 22, 2009
I wonder if he was “rushed” there in slow-motion?
What???
As an aside, if you listen closely, you can hear Captain America swooning over this Hasselhoff photo. Hell, if he gets him drunk enough . . .
I’m just sayin’.
David Hasselhoff’s struggles with alcohol seem to be far from over, as new reports claim the actor was rushed to the hospital this weekend after severe alcohol poisoning.
According to Radar Online, Hasselhoff was at home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and his male assistant when he appeared to be in physical danger. After allegedly drinking for more than a day, his daughter found him and frantically called her mother, who then had a friend call the authorities.
Hasselhoff, 57, recently finished taping his show “America’s Got Talent and has been “boozing heavily on vodka” ever since, a source told Radar. (H/T – FOXNews)
In fairness, if I had to sit and watch a bunch of rubes embarrass themselves on television all night, I’d be hitting the bottle, too.
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On side note. How come people cannot call 911 when a celebrity is involved? It is always they called somebody, who called somebody else who called authorities. Kind of strange.
That was my thought, why didn’t the mother tell the daughter, “hang up and call 911″.
Ingineer66 – Because a lot of them have to get their stories straight first.
WalterC – Damned good question.
Poor guy needs to just get help, try and stay on the wagon and live of his monies from reruns and music sales. Either that or go perform and live in Russia where this type of thing is commonplace. Was a time when we thought the Osbournes were the train wreck. Um, not so much!
At least his poison is legal.
“He’s gone to the hospital !”
“The hospital ? OMYGOD what is it!?”
“Its a big white building with a big red cross, but that’s not important right now!”
Sorry..channeling Leslie Neilson
While in the hospital he will be visited by the ghosts of Careers Past and Careers Future, Dean Martin and Foster Brooks.
ahh dude… you gotta post warnings before posting a pic like that… you’re gonna drive me to drinking.
Really? All this time I though Captain America was David Hasselhoff. Another theory blown to hell. Damn.
One thing all drunk want is to keep their deamon hidden. This story getting out to the public will not benefit The Hoff in anyway. I vote we leave the guy alone and turn our focus to more important matters like that wing nut in the white house.
What kind of vodka was it?
It could have been worse. Wyatt could have posted this instead:
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php
MeToo – And in Russia, the vodka flows like the Volga.
Jon – Foster Brooks? I love his sunglasses!
Smite – If you look closely enough, you can see . . . ah, never mind.
John D – No, but he wears those swimsuits. *shudder*
Mark – Why, is he on the sauce now, too? It would explain his stance on Israel.
Mrs. Crankipants – Probably something like Ivan’s Discount Vodka.
Wes S. – I hate you.
*passes Wyatt the eye bleach and a bottle of Stoli*