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David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital

By Wyatt Earp | September 22, 2009

David HasselhoffI wonder if he was “rushed” there in slow-motion?

What???

As an aside, if you listen closely, you can hear Captain America swooning over this Hasselhoff photo. Hell, if he gets him drunk enough . . .

I’m just sayin’.

David Hasselhoff’s struggles with alcohol seem to be far from over, as new reports claim the actor was rushed to the hospital this weekend after severe alcohol poisoning.

According to Radar Online, Hasselhoff was at home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and his male assistant when he appeared to be in physical danger. After allegedly drinking for more than a day, his daughter found him and frantically called her mother, who then had a friend call the authorities.

Hasselhoff, 57, recently finished taping his show “America’s Got Talent and has been “boozing heavily on vodka” ever since, a source told Radar. (H/TFOXNews)

In fairness, if I had to sit and watch a bunch of rubes embarrass themselves on television all night, I’d be hitting the bottle, too.

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12 Responses to “David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital”

  1. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 am

    On side note. How come people cannot call 911 when a celebrity is involved? It is always they called somebody, who called somebody else who called authorities. Kind of strange.

  2. WALTERC Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Ingineer66 Says: On side note. How come people cannot call 911 when a celebrity is involved?

    That was my thought, why didn’t the mother tell the daughter, “hang up and call 911″.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Ingineer66 – Because a lot of them have to get their stories straight first.

    WalterC – Damned good question.

  4. MeToo Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Poor guy needs to just get help, try and stay on the wagon and live of his monies from reruns and music sales. Either that or go perform and live in Russia where this type of thing is commonplace. Was a time when we thought the Osbournes were the train wreck. Um, not so much!

  5. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    At least his poison is legal.

    “He’s gone to the hospital !”
    “The hospital ? OMYGOD what is it!?”
    “Its a big white building with a big red cross, but that’s not important right now!”

    Sorry..channeling Leslie Neilson

    While in the hospital he will be visited by the ghosts of Careers Past and Careers Future, Dean Martin and Foster Brooks.

  6. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    ahh dude… you gotta post warnings before posting a pic like that… you’re gonna drive me to drinking.

  7. John D Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    if you listen closely, you can hear Captain America swooning over this Hasselhoff photo.

    Really? All this time I though Captain America was David Hasselhoff. Another theory blown to hell. Damn.

  8. Mark Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    One thing all drunk want is to keep their deamon hidden. This story getting out to the public will not benefit The Hoff in anyway. I vote we leave the guy alone and turn our focus to more important matters like that wing nut in the white house.

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    What kind of vodka was it?

  10. Wes S. Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    It could have been worse. Wyatt could have posted this instead:

    http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php

    ;)

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    MeToo – And in Russia, the vodka flows like the Volga.

    Jon – Foster Brooks? I love his sunglasses!

    Smite – If you look closely enough, you can see . . . ah, never mind.

    John D – No, but he wears those swimsuits. *shudder*

    Mark – Why, is he on the sauce now, too? It would explain his stance on Israel.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Probably something like Ivan’s Discount Vodka.

    Wes S. – I hate you.

  12. Wes S. Says:
    September 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    *passes Wyatt the eye bleach and a bottle of Stoli*

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