Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | August 28, 2009
She’s A Paintball Wizard Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, August 31. Good luck!
Photoshop Entries:
Cowboy Blob
Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
RT (I WON here last week!)
Wizbang
Top Ten Entries:
10. “Wakie, wakie, Wyatt! Time to get up for school.” – RT
9. The NVA finally revealed how they managed to storm the US Embassy during the 1986 Tet offensive. – Mdmhvonpa
8. “Wait a minute, who are we shooting at again?” – Jason
7. Charlies angels finally had enough of being told what to do. – Momster
6. “Ok, men. Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their round, sweet, firm, creamy, smooth, taut uhh….eyes.” – JimmyB
5. “Girls Gone Wild: Bosnia-Herzegovina!” – B.C.
4. “OK. Who killed the redheads?” – Maggie Mama
3. Westward Ho’s – Rodney Dill
2. Cowboy Blob’s Photoshop
WINNER! – “And one time, at paintball camp…” – JimmyB
Topics: Caption Contest | 46 Comments »
No we ain’t wearing any stinking burkas
“Wakie, wakie, Wyatt! Time to get up for school.”
[...] Wyatt [...]
Mmm damn, they can shoot my gun anytime.
GM’s diversity training had the race thing down, but still needed work on the sexism and firearm angles.
And one time, at paintball camp…
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing you, but the other day when I went to the police shooting range in Philly…
Private England leads her new team of paintball interrogation commandos at Gitmo. “For some reason this really scares the bejezzus out of ole Haji.”, she said.
Ron Jeremy’s retirement party got out of hand when people started pulling guns.
Tarantino’s remake of Resovior Dogs, while intriuging, was definitely still lacking.
Stephen J. Cannell’s new series, “The T and A Team” looked promising.
Stephen J. Cannell’s new television series, “The T and A Team” looked promising.
The NVA finally revealed how they managed to storm the US Embassy during the 1986 Tet offensive.
jimmyb’s rule of “Ass, grass, or guns – Nobody rides for free” came in to perfect focus as a rare planetary alignment occured.
As Wyatt looked on, he was unsure if his six-shooter actually had enough ammo in it.
“As Wyatt looked on, he was unsure if his six-shooter actually had enough ammo in it.”
you know how many kids he has, right?
Wait a minute, who are we shooting at again?
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Or an implant.
“…you know how many kids he has, right? ”
Not all at once!!
I’m going to open a gun shop called “The Thigh’s the Limit”.
There is no question they are using ball ammo.
Next, on “Walkers – Split-Tail Rangers”…
Too much caffiene is an ugly thing.
Now it’ll be ok; I started drinking!!
OK. Who killed the redheads?
Giving new meaning to the term “bad girls.”
Wyatt’s having wet dreams again about possible prospects for a new partner.
jimmyb has demanded that Wyatt permanently replace the aerial photo above with this caption pic cause they are the “best thing to happen to Philadelphia since soft pretzels met mustard.”
Cumming Soon To An Adult Theater Near You:
The Jessie James Gang-Bang Rides Again!
The Good, The Bad & The Blowjob
A Fistful Of Dolls
Charge Of The Roughriders
Charlies angels finally had enough of being told what to do.
The Magnificent
SevenSixSex.“Girls Gone Wild: Bosnia-Herzegovina!”
“Gung Ho’s”
“Hand over all yer sperm and nobody gets hurt! Well, it’ll cost ya’ an extra $50 if ya’ want us to hurt ya’, but ya’ know what we mean!”
[...] Wyatt Earp has the Magnificent Six. [...]
Go ahead…. Make my day…
Westward Ho’s
While Wyatt Earp silently lamented the degradation of the English language, he wasn’t about to correct anyone’s misunderstanding of the term “armed posse”.
CIA director Leon Panetta realized they needed to raise the bar on the English skills portion of the CIA entrance exams when he saw the result of his order for a squad of heavily armed, midget assasains; this was indeed not his requested “band of gun-toting cunning runts”.
Good Lord, am I channeling Dr. Phat Tony??!?!?!?
Ok, men.
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their round, sweet, firm, creamy, smooth, taut uhh….eyes.
Philly recently announced they’re switching from using a Swat team to a Spank team.
JimmyB – You know you can’t win every position in the Top 10, right?
Armed with copious quantities of Viagra, the Band of Bimbeaux brought about the first report of a resurrection in more than 20 centuries when they fired on Ted Kennedy’s casket.
All the girls show up for Colonel Angus
“JimmyB – You know you can’t win every position in the Top 10, right?”
Hell, I was just hoping for one last place!
{Wyatt, I’m telling you jimmyb wants a permanent webhome for this pic! It really makes his day. Of course, with him visiting your site every ten minutes you visitor numbers will rise.}
Thanks Wyatt