Miami Woman Sets Herself On Fire In Mall
By Wyatt Earp | August 14, 2009
Wow, that’s hot.
Too soon?
(Oh, like you didn’t expect me to write that. Every single one of you already know I’m going to Hell. I’m just trying to catch the Express Train.)
MIAMI – A woman set herself on fire at a Miami mall Thursday, then walked around engulfed in flames as shocked shoppers watched, authorities said.
Two men and a woman who tried to help her were hurt, but not badly.
The 43-year-old woman, whose name was not released, doused herself with a flammable liquid at the Mall of the Americas, said Miami-Dade Fire Rescue spokesman Arnold Piedrahita. She had third-degree burns over 75 percent of her body and was found conscious in a parking lot. Authorities do not know why she set herself on fire. (H/T – Breitbart)
Maybe she was auditioning for the role of Johnny Storm in the next Fantastic Four film. What? I’m just sayin’.
Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »
Maybe she was trying to get some of those fire sale discounts.
Sometimes it’s the only way to get a salesgirl’s attention.
Dude, there’s gotta be video of that…and I would pay to see it.
That’s hot.
Is it hot in here, or is it me?
Authorities do not know why she set herself on fire.
The phrase “batshit crazy” comes to mind…
So,,,,,,was she just ‘hot’ or ‘smoking hot’?……
Wyatt…..maybe we can be room mates in Hell?…..I am sure they have a special section reserved for cops with a sick sense of humor…..
A woman set herself on fire at a Miami mall Thursday, then walked around engulfed in flames
She was hot to trot?
“..I am sure they have a special section reserved for cops with a sick sense of humor…”
What happens to people who laugh at this sick sense of humor?! Not that I’m laughing at the poor woman….the comments were funny.
Ahh, the dangers of wearing silk panties and farting.
Seriously, IF this woman recovers she will be even more depressed then she was and it’s obvious she was, then committing the act of self-immolation.
If she doesn’t survive, may God rest her troubled soul.